I don’t know why but:

You see, that quote which appears two grafs deep in my post is there to feed off of the other things, called “words.” Like how I said Mattingly using the NY Media to say this is blown out of proportion is trash. The line “Utley went for Tejada, not the base” was there to work against his point. This is something we…

I don’t enjoy reading the phrase “fourth-degree throwing of bodily fluids.”

Oh, there is no doubt that this is a semi-normal thing in baseball. It’s common knowledge that dudes slide harder with a little more intent when a DP is on the line. I agree with the suspension, but like you said, if they just bring in a five-minute clip of guys sliding hard at bodies and not bags, then he should have…

Cards fan uses grit with a goddamn hashtag. Fuck, they make it so easy.

He didn’t start to slide until he was nearly past the base. People can say he was ‘playing hard,’ ‘gritty’ or ‘tough’ all they want, but Utley did not make one ounce of effort to actually touch the base. He was on a mission to send Tejada flying to prevent the DP. Mattingly playing the hand of New York Media…

I have not seen 127 Hours, admittedly a little squeamish and a bitch when it comes to the subject matter. Could never get past it, but it’s time to get Franco’d.

Just start calling the Detroit Lions’ depth chart from last year.

I fucking love that Justine Sacco is Fan Duel’s director of communications. How perfect.

Absolutely lost it at

“Nah”

Dan Orlovsky

Prayers up for Magary’s fucking jacket tied around his waist

Luis F. for president.

Honestly. Fuck Enemkpali.

Fuck, that headline made me snot.

I JUST WANT A GODDAMN WORTHY DOOM

Kyle Farnsworth’s first game (back) with the Tigers after getting acquired in a trade.