Capri Suns are really good tho if you mix them with Vodka.
We had a 90s party a few years ago for which I went and bought "crazy shit we ate as kids". I love sugar but it was all disgusting, except for the dunkaroos, which of course, had to be special ordered in a pack of 14 boxes from Amazon because they were not available at any grocery store within 50 miles.
I only have myself to blame. I've started filing my teeth into points, because while I might have missed my opportunity to have a man, I can certainly have a decent snack.
regular ol' spinach will work on adults. trust.
Campaign: Will Ferell talked about drinking Goldschlager and pooping gold...right? RIGHT?
Related: I work part time at the zoo and we put different colored glitters in the food of the big cats so we can see who's poop belongs to whom. So, if you are going to post about rainbow poop, next time I expect more sparkle.
That's what my gynecologist said to me.
It is an awards show run entirely by grandmothers who give out cookies. (Thank you!)
- Blow. Sometimes I'm doing blow.
- MISANDRY
Was it a shitty, sleazy thing for the porn company to do? Yes
This can only end well.
So, basically, what you're saying is, it's a Chocolate Cookie Condom with a White Liquid Inside of It.
mildly depressed that you are not a culinary engineer with a special focus on cookies.
Best friend's husband is a sous chef. I've been to his kitchen. I'VE SEEN THINGS.
Food does not need to double down as functional. As a former sous chef this is the kind of crap that I hate. I bet the "cookie" taste like fucking shit because it is too busy being a fucking cup instead of a cookie.....#cookingpetpeeves
All I can picture is having to do a milk shot then nibbling on a somewhat soggy cookie. No, thank you, I'll pass on that. It's like ruining the entire concept.
Our black rescued alley cat scratched on purpose me today, and I immediately apologized to her: "I'm sorry, that was my fault", because I was petting her. Two things: I think she's manipulating me with her brain parasites; also she has thumbs. I am unable to come to any conclusions about what any of this might mean,…