That's what my gynecologist said to me.

It is an awards show run entirely by grandmothers who give out cookies. (Thank you!)

• Blow. Sometimes I'm doing blow.

• MISANDRY

Was it a shitty, sleazy thing for the porn company to do? Yes

This can only end well.

So, basically, what you're saying is, it's a Chocolate Cookie Condom with a White Liquid Inside of It.

mildly depressed that you are not a culinary engineer with a special focus on cookies.

Best friend's husband is a sous chef. I've been to his kitchen. I'VE SEEN THINGS.

Food does not need to double down as functional. As a former sous chef this is the kind of crap that I hate. I bet the "cookie" taste like fucking shit because it is too busy being a fucking cup instead of a cookie.....#cookingpetpeeves

What a goober. You don't want the milk to sit in the cookies, you want to saturate them, eat them, and then drink the milk. You can't get the order right if you have to drink all the milk before you finish the cookie. If you can't just dunk, the way to do this properly would be Thin Mint straws.

All I can picture is having to do a milk shot then nibbling on a somewhat soggy cookie. No, thank you, I'll pass on that. It's like ruining the entire concept.

Our black rescued alley cat scratched on purpose me today, and I immediately apologized to her: "I'm sorry, that was my fault", because I was petting her. Two things: I think she's manipulating me with her brain parasites; also she has thumbs. I am unable to come to any conclusions about what any of this might mean,…

I've told this one here before, but it's good enough to re-share.

Not odd. I'd eat ALL OF THAT. People agree that the cheeks are the most tender and most excellent part. But roasted nicely, the ears are good too. I used to go to pig roasts when I was little, family events and neighbor events and the like. That meat was SO GOOD slow roasting over a fire put all day. I don't…

I've worked in many restaurants, but I think the grossest place I worked was a movie theatre.

Mmmm...head cheese! Tastes great in tortas.

My husband has his fair share of stories. I can't say I have ever approved of him fucking with someone's food until the day he spiked a drink with ghost pepper sauce. It belonged to the abusive boyfriend of one of the servers who had just screamed at her and threatened to hit her in front of guests, an apparently…