First of all, I'm saddened to hear this news - my condolences to the Warrior's wife & daughters in this hard time.
I've got quite the Ultimate Warrior story for all of you. When I was in 6th grade, I lived in Foster City, California - just a little South of San Francisco. Every month or two, when the WWF would make…

NO... MORE... PUIG... ARTICLES!!!

What country are you from? I sure hope you don't pay any taxes, otherwise I'm pretty sure I find atrocities you are wholly responsible for

Griffey's eyes are the cold, dead eyes of a man who is on his 14th commenting system of the decade.

I'd suggest reading things written by Guardian writer Ally Fogg to anyone interested in someone who appears to be the actual egalitarian so many anti-feminists claim to be. I don't always agree with him but when he discusses men's issues he never comes across as, as another commenter put it, a bitter divorcee or…

Also, there is nothing more life force killing for a team than a superstar who halfasses it the entire time. I don't know how you quantify it, but there has to be something to it.

All I know is Red Bridge beer tastes like liquid ass. I haven't found a gluten free beer that comes close to real beer. I'd try it if there was.

They'd better learn how "working from home" works on shitty days before they inevitable join the drones in the workforce where NOTHING will keep your office from shutting down because REVENUE.

"Fucking teenage boys is optional."

This is every former Yankee's worst nightmare. There's now a 50% chance that Jeter will play shortstop on their Old Timers' Day team.

Dat headline.

As with most other things in Sochi, those burgers were assembled only three days ago.

I find your lack of faith disturbing.

Joe will now have ample time to comb-over job ads on the internet.

Being an officer on Darth Vader's ship offers more job security than being a Cleveland Browns executive.

Trash fire? More like a river fire.

I actually live in New York (sorry to shatter the otherwise perfectly sculpted Portlandia stereotype, guys)

I classify myself as the WWE of boxing.

Did you forget you aren't on Jezebel anymore?