But when I wind up in the hay its only hay, a hey hey.

The scene that always stood out to me was when Takeshi Kaneshiro breaks into a restaurant at night and begins giving a dead pig a deep tissue massage. Having said that, it really is a beautiful movie.

Some customers may get their dicks ripped off.

Fat Jo Da Gangsta’s kid is still runnin’ them down.

He then locked I.K. and Matt Cassel in a closet together while yelling outside the door, “He’s got your money! He’s stealing your money!”

Dear Mr. Cowherd,

Tom Brady takes all 4 of his Super Bowl rings with him when he travels?

Back in 2001 our Fantasy League did not allow for drops and pickups during the Fantasy playoffs. A rule that we have since changed.

Sounds like the Real Housewives series has been reading The Modern Man’s Guide to Life.

Ben Affleck is taking sad late-night elevator rides alone.

As a 49er fan there’s a special place in my heart for the Falcons because when they used to be in the same division the 49ers would absolutely destroy them. Jerry Rice would catch 5 TDs in one game. Steve Young would throw 3 TDs and run for 2 TDs by halftime. Mid-way through the 3rd quarter the 49ers were so far ahead…

I have a feeling he might end up in Indiana.

Remember when the Raiders traded Randy Moss to the Patriots for a 3rd rounder and Moss set records for TD’s in a season. Good times.

I love how he points to someone else to give them credit. He’s willing to share the spotlight.

Some of my favorite Jaguars stories are the Jag Rag, Jag Juice and the woman who wore a sweatshirt and jeans in the sideline pool.

Don’t forget they were the only team to draft a WR before Randy Moss was selected.

John McKay coached the Bucs during a 26 game losing streak. Here are some of his best moments: