And he was Locke’s dad from Lost!

We can’t go to [INSERT CHILDREN’S DESIRED LOCATION] because it’s closed.

Back in college someone told me this actually gets you more drunk. I also tried to do 100 shots of beer in a 100 minutes and threw up everywhere.

I think entertainment awards are ridiculous because they are trying to award first place in something that was not a competition. However I keep feeling that I have to defend Beck’s winning of the Grammy over Beyonce. Beck is an amazing artist and deserves to have his work lauded and appreciated. I can’t understand…

The Basket List

Do you realize that peas in guacamole is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous Communist plot we have ever had to face?

Pete Carroll is absolutely shocked.

These clothing trends will come and go but nothing will ever replace THE STANDARD.

Gentry Magazine, which covers the “elite” of the Bay Area, did a story on Tom Brady and Edelman since they are local boys. When it came time to discuss how Brady left his pregnant girlfriend for a supermodel it basically said that “Tom Brady, a Catholic, stood by her decision to keep the baby” - because he’s such a…

Up With Ice!

Republicans in Congress immediately denounced this by stating that only the oil companies know exactly how hot and bright the sun is.

I just saw this picture and had to post it. She’s an inspiration!

It is crass and exploitative. It’s the ESPY Awards!

While a lot of people might have a problem I think there would be as much if not more who would be okay with it coming from government money. People want the business and prestige that comes from a World Cup regardless of how it gets done.

Legal bribes occur all the time under the guise of “consulting fees”. If it’s their company don’t they get to decide how to run it? I’m not pro-FIFA by any means but it just seems to me this is the way a lot of major business is conducted throughout the world. The US isn’t doing this out of the goodness of their heart…

I like this Whisper Tree Art from Pier 1 better than this original Picasso because when it gets dirty I can wipe it off with a sponge.

The Kiss of Death.

What kind of place do they think Deadspin is?

That looks more like Marcus Welby MD.

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