I mean, how could a Spurs fan not fall in love with a center who can do stuff like this?

However Carmelo Anthony would like to point out that if you do see someone committing violence with a gun then stop snitchin’.

Everybody looks like you. Now come closer.

Left coast here too. If listening to Mike Francesca rant and rave does not bring a warm and fuzzy feeling to your soul then you are Nosferatu.

Thank you.

Only Judge phrases it this way: “ask him to come up the tunnel and then choke him.”

It’s all a big misunderstanding. He’s called the Asphyxiator because he’s trying to lose weight.

“What’s homo milk? Is this milk from GAY COWS?!”

Gestapo soup

“Doin’ It With My Bro” has the greatest punchline ever! Unfortunately there is no youtube version but there is a vimeo.

Tim and Gisele are definitely gonna break up soon.

Patrick Stewart: Well, I’m a sort of a James Bond figure...
Andy Millman: Right.
Patrick Stewart: And I have to go to Iraq, to rescue these hostages. And I get there and I rescue them, but they’re all women and they’re naked because their clothes have rotted off. But I get them into the helicopter, and I’m flying the…

If loud and broad slapstick comedy is not your thing, you’re going to have to grit your teeth through some of this.

Blame Ashley Hamison.

Every time some Philly bros hug it out, an angel shits himself.

Because the ancient Mesopotamian calendar doesn’t go past 20156 - because that’s when the world ends - Prepare yourselves.

I’m sorry but there’s just zero tolerance for hitting a woman... who’s really a man with a beard hiding under a blanket.

A great Summer surprise! I hadn’t figured out the Tyler Durden twist but somebody pointed it out to me after the 3rd episode and it didn’t ruin it for me at all because it was so well done.

I’d rather have Skeeter. He’s just as big and funnier.