I mean, how could a Spurs fan not fall in love with a center who can do stuff like this?
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However Carmelo Anthony would like to point out that if you do see someone committing violence with a gun then stop snitchin’.
Everybody looks like you. Now come closer.
Left coast here too. If listening to Mike Francesca rant and rave does not bring a warm and fuzzy feeling to your soul then you are Nosferatu.
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One of the funniest gags ever is when the Nazis are torturing Val Kilmer and he starts to hallucinate that he’s back in school. He wakes up to see that he’s not really in school and is being whipped by Nazis and says with a great big smile, “Thank, God!”.
Thank you.
Only Judge phrases it this way: “ask him to come up the tunnel and then choke him.”
It’s all a big misunderstanding. He’s called the Asphyxiator because he’s trying to lose weight.
“What’s homo milk? Is this milk from GAY COWS?!”
Gestapo soup
Look, we all know why he’s playing the same character yet again (because $$$$$). But doesn’t he have enough $$$$$ at this point?
Sheldon: Wait, I’m confused. Why would you need both a robot girlfriend and a robot prostitute?
“Doin’ It With My Bro” has the greatest punchline ever! Unfortunately there is no youtube version but there is a vimeo.
Tim and Gisele are definitely gonna break up soon.
Patrick Stewart: Well, I’m a sort of a James Bond figure...
Andy Millman: Right.
Patrick Stewart: And I have to go to Iraq, to rescue these hostages. And I get there and I rescue them, but they’re all women and they’re naked because their clothes have rotted off. But I get them into the helicopter, and I’m flying the…
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If loud and broad slapstick comedy is not your thing, you’re going to have to grit your teeth through some of this.
Blame Ashley Hamison.
Monique: It fits! Then you must know I’m...