Cumin, I seed.

But is he an elite racist?

NSFW! More like 'Not Safe For Life'! It's burned into my memory forever!

I hate it when trailers spoil the movie by showing all the good scenes. But in this case it would have helped. Maybe.

He wasn't the star but when I saw him in the trailer for Jack & Jill I thought that the check must have been really, really big.

But is it going to be a cornrow baby?

This was actually going to be the original title for the 'Cougartown' TV show.

From the White House to the Super Bowl! Only in America!

What, there are no men hookers? I'm going to have get that $100 back from that guy then.

A true masterpiece. One of the greatest endings ever. Ever.

The way ESPN has been acting all day I'm pretty sure it's a video of Bill Belichick disinflating a football while looking into the camera and huskily whispering, "You like that, don't you?"

Co-starring Brandon Bostick as Judas.

I'm ready for my closeup, Mr. Eastwood.

the NFL is "bracing" for record-low attendance,

A beautiful movie. That scene with Chow Yun-Fat and Zhang facing off on the tree tops from your first picture is a masterpiece. The scene where Zhang faces off against the bounty hunters in the tavern is as funny as it is spectacular. It not only deserved to be nominated for Best Picture, it deserved to win.

I look forward to seeing this on Bill O'Reilly's 'I Told You So' segment.

If he was younger I'm sure he would have been the leading contender for the Falcon or Power Man roles. In fact, he probably was in consideration despite being a little older.

Keep the customer satisfied.

If he makes it into the Hall of Fame, don't ask to see his ring.

Oh, Magoo, you've done it again!