Verhoeven following up Robocop with Total Recall is like hitting two grand slams in back to back at bats. They are two films that are etched in our pop culture consciousness for eternity.

All that and nobody's got an opinion on Dune?

This is being marketed to people who like chili cheese fries, like me. You probably think chili cheese fries look gross and disgusting, but guess what? Chili cheese fries are a little bit of heaven right here on earth.

One of the best lines from Face/Off is John Travolta, who really is Castor Troy, speaking about his new face:

They're keeping the ring because it was a gift.

I'm pretty sure the only thing he allows to be inserted in his ass is a Gatorade enema.

Just out of view behind Peter King is Roger Goodell giving him a "hot tip".

Keith Olbermann drinks the milk with the NFL's name on it right out of the carton, leaves just a little bit left and puts it back in the refrigerator.

Shouldn't we go after all the pizzas? I mean that Red Baron Pizza Man looks dangerous.

Going even further the NBA confiscated Drake's lint roller.

The first draft of the email just said: "eliminate the son".

Belichick is a genius. Who else hasn't won a Superbowl in 10 years?

Uh, well, yes. As I say, Inspector, I heard this large explosion and I rushed out, I couldn't tell what was going on. I saw the car over there in flames and all these strange little characters, you know, with towels on their heads, weird little goatees and stuff, running around yelling: "Ayatollah, Ayatollah." Then…

Used Cars is criminally underrated. And it was directed by Robert Zemeckis!

In your scenarios the supplier to the florist or the grocery store has the option of selling it to someone else if that florist or that grocery store doesn't want it. Aiken doesn't have that option. That's why they are assholes. They are driving the price down and know Aiken can't do anything about it.

I'm pretty sure her "show" is True Blood.

Supposedly there's a picture of Tim Tebow and Aaron Hernandez showering next to each other at the University of Florida while making intense eye contact.

BrooklyKnight Is Dead And Never Coming Back

By imitating young urban culture, he's just put himself on Bill O'Reilly's radar.