I had a high school crush on Dejah Thoris because of the way Burroughs used to describe her.

@RousseMacabre, from Ravenclaw: Best Rom Com Ever.

In an alternate universe he lives in a box with Schrödinger's cat.

That top panel is actually an ad for 'Miss Yasmin's Chinese Massage'.

Yes but the Krull board game by Parker Brothers was awesome.

It's a good thing she wasn't carrying any books about science or learnin' or they might have burned her on a cross.

From the director of TMNT?

@CodenameV: Even though they're cheap now compared to what they used to be, a lot of those Valiant runs were excellent entertainment. XO Manowar was my personal favorite.

Women be shoppin'! You cannot stop a woman from shoppin'!

but he's so charismatic.

Left: "Can't read my, can't read my / No he can't read my poker face."

The Huffington Post recently just posted a whole bunch of these that are just hilarious.

Kryptonian tapeworms are a bitch.

Why does Cyriaque get to have all the fun? Here's my caption.

But could this be confused with Ewe Boll's 'Alone in the Dark' starring Christian Slater and Tara Reid.

It turns out the North Koreans berated the losing team of cats for 5 hours and then had them with a nice brown sauce.

The attorney asked why he liked talking to her so much and Lester said, "She was a very beautiful woman." He was questioned as to whether they were truly good friends and whether Sypher even knew his last name. He said he was sure she did and then stood up, lifted up his shirt and said, "I wear my name on my belt…