Thanks for the heads up on this. I just submitted a request to my local library to order this. However I purposefully avoided reading the article & its spoilers because I want to be completely amazed and surprised when I read it as I am with all his stories.

It's like the Rosenbergs all over again!

...and no stories about people under the age of 18. They're always walking on my lawn and making a ruckus at all at hours of the day and night.

@Sheed's Bald Spot: This story lacks importance like Blofeld lacks earlobes. Although seeing as how it's a slow news day, I think we have all the time in the world.

@se7a7n7: My brother and I were probably the world's greatest Krull The Board Game players.

She's been doing it longer than I have, but she's done a great job

Lincecum was so angry when he heard about this slight that he left the Hacky Sack circle and waited in the van alone.

@ClueHeywood: Where's the purple stuff? Was Jamarcus Russell in here?

"Butterfly Kisses" by Bob Carlisle

If this was a Nicholas Sparks movie then someone's dying of Cancer.

"Oh my God! I just had a nightmare! Where is my Human Centipede doll to comfort me?"

Gor-Kill? Is he related to the Manhattan Gor-Kills?

Why is it 4 hours long? Do they really need all that time for plot and character development?

Bill, I won't be ignored.

Watch them move the setting underwater so they can disappoint Bioshock fans as well.

First you review 'Sex and the City 2' and now 'Marmaduke'. Cyriaque, I look forward to your review of 'Ramona and Beezus' and how it's an allegory for the Teapot Dome Scandal.

That quote about Tim Tebow will be immortalized in a plaque that will be hung on the bathroom wall of a local bar called 'The Manhole'.

This hilarious promo for the Cartoon Network from a few years back has a great punch line at Wonder Woman's expense.

I caught the last 15 minutes of this movie and was surprised that Mars looks like that same boiler room that has been used in horror movies for years.