I have already had to delete my facebook and twitter cause I had 400 Commandos add me

We know her major (math!)

I don't understand. Where do I put in my credit card information?

The way the creature moves his hands back and forth along with the gait shows he is anything but human.

Bronson Pinochette was the famous Chilean dictator who would send people to their deaths with the famous catch phrase, "It's just so ridiculous!"

Suggested names for the teams in this league:

When I read the headline I thought Joe Namath had finally gone too far with Suzy Kolber.

These pampered athletes need to shut up and play the game. They are being paid to play a kid's game. And by kid's game I mean dressing up in your mother's underwear and running around the backyard.

That giant crab he fights in the movie is pound for pound the best tasting crustacean I've ever had. #mannypacquiao

Ah yes those were the days - 'Bigfoot & Wildboy', 'Electra Woman & Dyna Girl' and don't forget 'Dr. Shrinker'. #krofftsuperstore

It's not in the SF Chronicle story but you guys dropped the ball on one of the quotes of the year.

@Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan: The Minnow would be lost! The Minnow would be lost!

@DirkToberFest: Kurt Warner is so old he still thinks touchdowns are worth VI points.

@DirkToberFest: Kurt Warner is so old that he still thinks the annual Thankgiving Day game is played between the Lions and the Christians.

@DirkToberFest: Kurt Warner is so old that he calls the Statue of Liberty play the Collosus of Rhodes play.

I'm sorry what's going on here? I entered 'Erin Andrews Nude' and this is where I ended up.

@Theodore Donald Kerabatsos: If you were a panhandler on the street and had that written on your sign, then I would give you a quarter. Well done.

Strangely though he has no opinion of Jon Gosselin's hijacking of 'I'll Be Alright Without You'.

It's a pleasant domestic scene marred only by the presence on the bed of two children who, as far as I can tell, do not belong to the Hamels.

Finally somebody else who can't wait for the new Steven Seagal show! I don't think I'll be able to sleep the night before it airs. It will be like Christmas... with an extra karate kick to the head.