@FlakJack: "If I Did It, Here's How I Would Have Grabbed Her by the Back of the Neck and Hair and Pushed Her Downward"

@Theodore Donald Kerabatsos: I haven't seen the first 20. Will I still be able to follow the plot?

"He's blind in one eye."

Jonesin the Jerry

The Fast and the Furious: Reach Around Drift

Stephen Smith then went on to say that Obama can't repeat as president because Joe Biden is soft!

Upon being released, his wife announced her new book, "If I Did It, Here's How It Happened".

@Eamus Catuli: Or when 'Prefontaine' beat 'Without Limits' to the theaters. Yeah, I didn't see them either.

When asked to comment on this Barry Sanders replied, "Don't have sex before marriage or you'll have kids with brain damage."

Hormonal Rage: Any woman who lashes out at her husband for glancing at "that teenage whore in the halter top" gets to have her husband watch the game from inside an actual doghouse in the bleachers.

It's hard to blame the ball. After all, she did burn dinner.

Marketing really dropped the ball during the playoffs. When Kobe was shooting free throws, they could have shown a little ad for 'The Accused' DVD in the corner.

You guys don't understand. It's a cultural thing. That's how you report Offsides in Latin America.

@ClueHeywood: "Unicorns are pretty."

I think we can all imagine very well what road that is.

"What do you mean this isn't the memorial for Left Eye Lopes?"

The jersey was listed on Craigslist for $500 or best offer, but sheriff's investigators said the jersey has a value of $20,000.

@ringitupwiththedongtea: The Completely Visible Man... I mean how could you miss him... he's gigantic.

Joaquin Phoenix went crazy years ago when his relationship with a lovable robot fell apart.

@Doyle McPoyle: