GM also insisted that the evil Megatron should turn into a Prius and talk like a "slanty-eyed" foreigner.

@Bobby_Big_Wheel: Bruce Willis' wife drops the ring and it rolls on the floor. Bruce Willis realizes that he is actually dead. Next up on Fox see if the Super Nanny can walk into the house of white supremacists and calm little Adolph who never got his cake.

@Bobby_Big_Wheel: My wife gives one final push... and my son is born. Next up on Fox see the show that critics say "Can't possibly last another season" in Prison Break.

Atsa matta, atsa matta, hey! Atsa matta fer you. You eatta my ravioli and my pastapazoola too. You no eatta my cacciatore and my pizza that's good to chew. Atsa matta you no like-a me, well, atsa matta fer you.

and I would try to stay that way all day long," said Lepsis, who won't say what drugs he used.

San Francisco has not been totally absent in the free agent market. Two years ago they signed the top Cornerback on the market, Nate Clements, and before this season they signed the top Defensive End on the market, Justin Smith. They suck - but you can't say they have been totally absent in the free agent market.

@UpstateUnderdog: ...is when I can't find the droids I'm looking for.

He's no Phil Packer.

Floral panties, ay, there's the rub.

If there's grass on the hardwood then it's FAN-tastic.

Income Tax Refund: Glory of Returns

Different Strokes Spin-Off: Return to Gooch

What's Happening Spin-Off: Re-Run to Glory

All in the Family Spin-Off: Return to Gloria Bunker

He was just helping them out with a tough SAT question:

Thomas responded to the [Portfolio.com] article by calling them "a bunch of fucks". He went on to explain that "a bunch of fucks" means something completely different coming from a black man than a white man and they shouldn't be offended.

Then they put up a picture of Hilary Clinton and sniper fire erupted.