My theory is that he is grabbing EVERYTHING. So he is reaching back and getting the balls. Creating the girth illusion. I mean, he's prob hung on top of it. But I doubt that's just the shaft. Can I unclench my vagina now?

I really cannot determine my feelings on this issue. Like...do I want it to be his dick? Do I definitely not want it to be his dick?

I'll take the bitch's sloppy seconds.

To be fair, you are, at most, 50th cousins with everyone else on Earth.

Ok, so, I watched this entire ordeal go down on Twitter last night. I'm all for holding assholes accountable for shit, but you only included the one tweet where he said "a million apologies." You didn't include the probably hundreds of other tweets he sent throughout the entire night, apologizing to almost every…

WELL EXCUSE US FOR WANTING TO DREAM.

*Hangs her stoner head in shame* I, too, publicly and loudly announced more than once the insurmountable brilliance that was 40 Oz. to Freedom. Sigh. Youth.

Is there a reason someone can't be both a trailbazer and a "transphobic piece of shit" over the course of an 81-year life?

Since everyone else is being so nice, I feel the need to take up a different position.

This guy is going to kill someone someday. Heaven help anyone in front of him in line who gets the last cookie or movie ticket.

LOL my bf saw me watching this and went "You have problems."

One of my relatives works for Cover Girl, I visited her a couple weeks ago and she gave me a lipstick/lipgloss/lipbalm/lipstain in EVERY SINGLE SHADE they make. I left with over 200 lip colors (plus dozens of shadows, foundations, etc). I thanked her profusely for the tens of dollars worth of makeup.

But seriously, it…

This is totally sad. Anyone can clearly see that she needs to steal foundation.

I will post this on every article about domestic violence from here until the end of time. If you are experiencing abuse, it is not your fault. If someone you care about is being abused, you cannot fix it for them, but you can be a support and decrease the isolation they are experiencing. From loveisrespect.org:

How's life in small-town America?

Oh, cool. A devastating end to a shithead summer

He's a "sugar daddy" if you don't marry him. If you marry him, he's a "good catch."

Citation?