When you treat your kid as an extension of your brand your baby isn't black or white, it's GREEN.

"You know, back when dinosaurs roamed the Earth."

*flight attendants

me neither, probably also her Mom has something to do with it

OT: but does anyone else weirdly like school supplies? like i could spend an hour in office depot or staples, lovingly pouring over the post its.

Yes, we will do that on the same day that anyone gives a shit about what you think.

The patriarchy isn't really that good for men, either.

And men wonder why we 'don't just stand up for ourselves'

This kinda says everything about the real motivation behind a lot of catcalling, huh?

Cthulhu is clearly trying to send us a message.

Feces is a deal breaker.

She didn't want to take everyone back to the minivan to do the diaper change.

OF COURSE YOU CAN'T CHANGE A FUCKING DIAPER IN THE MIDDLE OF A RESTAURANT.

After reading the headline, I was convienced Peak Palin was one of her children. I'm glad it's not but this is still troubling.

I think she's had a small stroke. Honestly, it's hard to tell. How do you know for sure when Bleu cheese has gone bad?

16. If you ever took my mom's side in an argument when we were kids.

1. If I ever offered you a bite of my sandwich and you refused.

I hadn't seen this research. Interesting.

Yes!! No one can ever be sicker than the narcissist. You can never be more tired or more hungry or more broke or more whatever. I learned to never share any of my troubles or needs with my narcissistic mother. I was always "good" or "fine" until I quit speaking to her.