I think that wouldn’t work. Guys would enthusiastically say “ok!!!” And then you'd have a creeper trying to put his face in between your legs.

Set phasers to DAMN, SIR.

I would forever sit upon his lap.

Hold up... I thought Lucas got bought out. She killed him? I mean, I didn’t like the prequels either, but that seems harsh, Carrie.

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Gotta hit it once so I can take a sharpie and make a waterline. Then, she’s good forever.

It’s also a great way to check who remembers how to use pi.

Never underestimate what men are willing to wrap around their penis.

Ruler for internet trolls and gun nuts

I believe there’s even a Looney Tunes version, which I only know because it was emblazoned on the back of the denim jacket my internship supervisor at the county jail wore on casual Fridays.

what kind of a hermetically sealed chamber did your german teacher live in

All I have to say is HOLY SHIT you just described my life. If something bad happens, my first thought is always what the next step should be to fix it. It works great in a crisis or at work, but it’s made me not a great friend sometimes. Example: I typically give away cooking related things for gifts, because in my…

Hi five girl! I had pretty much the exact same reaction to this piece. Different parent dynamics, but same outlook.

Exactly. This is why I can’t watch those “gotcha” television shows that the producers try to pull off as practical jokes. Practical jokers are terrible, awful people.

I don’t know, but just last week my co-workers were saying we needed to get a banana costume for the office, “just in case”.

I’ll say it again: Feminism without intersectionality is just various shades of bigotry.

Transphobia is more than just a disagreement or freedom of speech. It’s dangerous ignorance. Imagine if there was a speech on how homophobia is a mental disease. If people are respecting gays now, then transpeople need that respect too. This mentality is not just a point of view. It’s fuel to transphobic crimes. Trans…

Granted, this is referring to the US and not the UK.

How would refusing to have Greer as a speaker “drown out the right to free speech”?

You’re over-thinking it. Don’t have kids. Don’t go on a cruise.