so drink it then take your receipt or empty "exploded" bottle in?

You are so right! Slytherin parties are the best parties!

Don't you dare be ashamed of yourself but you just way out-Harry Pottered me! I failed potions; I can only add regular Muggle drugs to this excellent game!

When's a Jennifer Lawrence/me/me love triangle gonna happen? But more importantly, let's all sort rappers into Hogwarts houses! This should get us started:

I'm a complete cynic but I really believe that if the company was doing ok financially, he'd still be employed. He has been a pervy ass from the beginning. I'm not complaining that he's been fired, I just am doubtful that it wasn't primarily financially motivated.

FUCK YOU KANYE WOULD GO IN THE HOUSE OF KANYE

90% of the people in Slytherin weren't evil. Snape was a Slytherin and he gave his life to defend Harry Potter defying evil all the way.

The people in Slytherin are very smart, but also very easily swayed towards the easier side of life which is why crime is something they get into. i.e. why work hard when I can just…

I love how you are immediately hostile to the one user you can identify as black. You're not even trying to hide your racism.*

That's interesting that you immediately went to the whole "Black girl is jealous b/c white guy doesn't want her" cliche. That's so cute. See, you may not recognize this, but you just outed yourself as a racist asshole. I've done my job. You're welcome.

Reading is fundamental.

Until the Muslim in Chief is succesfully IMPEACHED and THROWN IN JAIL for his HIGH CRIMES and MISDERMEANERS against FREEDOM LOVING AMERUCICANS EVERYWHERE!

Ha! You can't post some dumb catalogue photo and declare the '70s to be the most hideous. Watch some of the old Soul Train line dance videos on YouTube, because that's how people really dressed. We had some SERIOUS STYLE in the '70s.

2014 London men's fashion week

Every decade is terrible and awesome at the same time. It is my goal to be so trendy that my children will look at old pictures of me and be embarrassed by all the weird stuff I wore, because while I think I'm hot shit now with my lacy crop tops and chandelier earrings I know that in 30 years we can all look back and…

1680s

WHYYYY is the phrase "unsolicited beach dick" making me laugh like this?!?

At that point, that's really just natural selection.

#NotAllRacists

Pumpkin Pie all the way.