I straight up do not understand the upsides to remaining chaste or innocent. As far as I can tell, there's nothing in it for anyone. Anybody have any insight into this obsession they can share with me?

Al Gore lecturing on climate change science was a terrible idea. Climate-change-denying is now intractability tied to political identity. That's the most inconvenient truth I got out of this article.

True. But mis-information can happen much more quickly now.

I would just go ahead and assume these 12 girls can't read

I'll just let this Llama sum up how I feel on this subject...

The only thing that will kill us faster is this constant use of goddamned portrait mode.

You are a wonderful parent.

I am super down with this except the price. Most people only get a handful of opportunities to dress like a glitter encrusted cake topper so best not to squander this one. Besides, who doesn't love Olympic Ice Dancing and sorbet?

Wait, who was so pretentious to think of putting 24K gold flakes into cheddar forty fucking years ago?! Like "HAHA Imma let this milk age for half a century with metal shavings in it" is not a healthy thing for a cheesemaker to come up with.

i adore a good over medium egg but apparently NO ONE is capable of accomplishing this unless i'm A) at some poncey ass place paying $25 for toast and eggs B) at Bon's eating the $4 full breakfast. there is no in between. everyone else brings me either sunny side up or fried egg.

So, basically, it's a fancy croque madame?

my monitor is too big to carry with....

"I'm not a fighter. I'm a petit little bourgeois boy from London," he added. "I don't fight, I mimic."

Hey, at least they are aiming for her to be taken doggy-style by a KING, not by some non-royal, unemployed jackass. It is aspirational.

When in doubt adding "folks" to any demonym makes it 25% more harmless.

"She runs a bath and screams under the water, drives to the ocean and screams or just sticker her head in a sink full of water. It seems to be doing her a lot of good."

Did you know North Korea is a republic instead of a dictatorship because their name is People's Republic of Korea? Its right in the name, dum dum!

They're basically "cutting" the honey to spread it out and make it cheaper to produce. Think of honey as cocaine and the corn syrup as baby aspirin.

H-U-N-N-Y? Yup, that's a pot o' corn syrup, silly bear. You'd know that if there was more than fluff in your head.