Nah. Throw his ass in jail. He’s not mentally ill, he’s just a young, dumb, entitled asshole who won’t deal with his drinking issues. He had his shot to deal with it, instead he abused a woman. Now it’s time he is told what to do for a while.

Hey Kroenke...

I thought he already played for the Browns.

And to think that this is merely the first of two interviews the Cowboys require before signing a player.

[REDACTED] is a hell of a drug

Perhaps just maybe fuck the guy behind the gun too.

Having worked this gig long ago, and considering the size of their operations, having only 21 suits filed in 25 years seems rather low. Working security for events featuring thousands of drunken idiots is an impossible task. Then when something happens, 100% of the time the aggrieved party “wasn’t doing anything.” I…

I was going to put the .gif of a homeless man turning into a mailbox from The Simpsons but my stupid work proxy apparently has an issue with hilarity

I hope a lot of people get this joke. Otherwise, you’re in big trouble, mister.

Wow, Wake Up San Francisco, you guys really need to Have Mercy, and Cut It Out with all this Super Bowl nonsense. All I can say about this is, How Rude!

You say uncomfortableness, I say fear..I am 29 and am finally making “decent” wages. I never had it nice growing up and was homeless for a brief stint in my early 20s. I never forget the days I had to pick between food and electric, or ducking the tow truck that was coming to repossess my ford taurus in the middle of…

one of the weirdest things about living in NYC is that every time you get a new job or a raise it just puts you in a position of trying to live somewhat decently.

To use a phrase from the #youths, the struggle is real. Coming from less-than-middle-class-but-not-under-poverty-line to middle class, it amazes me how comfortable it can be here. Yet, old habits die hard. I still get the sideways glance when I ask the waiter/waitress for a to-go box for my friends’ foods when they…

Better friend: Trump or Hernandez?

The closest I was with was probably [Tom] Brady [and] whom I love to death

The wrong 2006 Georgia Tech Yellowjacket is retiring.

Leave it to the Lions to completely crush the joy out of one of the best RBs and one of the best WRs to ever play the game. So much so that each would rather retire than continue playing. Well done Detroit.

is that guy texting while playing the tambourine???

The St. Cletus school band.