Playing for the Brewers for a couple of years should clear this right up.

Yeah, but Bernie Sanders is giving her a run for the money.

[requests trade to Mets]

Ah yes, Kevin Garnett. Master of the “hold me back bro” faux-fight.

How the fuck can I not get a job with ESPN.

That’s so Ravin.

The sad part is that 95% of the lax bro’s who read this will misunderstand it entirely.

I’m probably not going to tell my wife I’m attracted to my co-worker.

What exactly do celebrities have to apologise for?

Memo from womankind:

Meaning, these are the smart people. Any closer to the “action” at a Sixers game should come with a Surgeon General’s warning. From nosebleed, it almost looks like a basketball game down there.

Harden did get McHale fired, if not by specific request then by being out of shape

Holy cannoli!

“Wait, that’s not the right move?”

-Charlotte Hornets co-owner

Take it from a Cubs fan: this is Dusty in mid-season form. Feel the excitment, Washington!

I worked in Baseball Operations for the Yankees a few years ago. Even back then they were complaining about the secondary ticket market.

So the one yesterday had limited range, the one today has lots of power but is unreliable. Who says cars and their owners aren’t alike?

Nala - “I’m too sexy for this car, too sexy for this car.”

Not news. SEC ‘friends of the program’ were on RAW every Monday during the 90s.

I’m trying to think of the last good match he had, and I find myself going all the way back to 2001, and that wasn’t a match so much as Kurt Angle damn near paralyzing Shane at least three times.