“30 games! Did you mean 3 games?" -Roger Goodell

Boring, please log off.

I didn't know there were Jezebel readers here.

Krystkowiak got in a fight against Washington when he was playing for the University of Montana that required police to come break it up. Seems like he shouldn't be the one talking about keeping peace on the court.

Does Kevin Draper get an erection every time he gets a chance to criticize BYU? I'm pretty sure he's the only one who writes about BYU on this website.

Tejada had a WAR of 1 and a negative defensive WAR. If anything, Chase Utley probably helped the Mets.

Oh, you mean the Pirates team that couldn't beat the reds or brewers. That dominating Pirates team?

West has to feel lucky he's white, otherwise Bumgarner would have yelled at him.