And they said Kobe couldn’t get people up out of their seats anymore.

0-82, his first choice, lacked sufficient characters.

I hate everything about tribal tattoos

This is excellent Kinja

The only crime I see is their shooting form.

Predictable: White cop arrives on scene, encounters black kids... travels.

#WhiteLivesCantJump

Reminds me of a HS rivalry game against Rashard Lewis. We found out he had poor TAAS (Texas state standardized test) scores and every free throw attempt was met with chants of “TAAS TEST”. Boy did we get him, since he obviously needed that college degree to make 100mil going straight to the NBA.

The Mugsy story makes the most sense to me... but I always thought his career was ruined by the Monstars.

Man, it's hard enough to find ONE partner...

“Women have no business ordering around men who are twice their size!”

“I’m not sexist, but...”
“I’m not racist, but...”
“I don’t mean to be rude, but...”
“Ohmygod Becky look at her, but...”

The Oakland Athletics also hired Justine Siegal as an instructor for Fall Ball - not a full time gig, alas, but progress nonetheless.

If you think that’s the rudest thing about Curry, you never hung out in my college dorm room after an Indian food buffet.

Yeah, but he doesn’t have a problem getting paid to win though, does he. What a hypocrite.

If this game doesn’t convince people that the NFL overtime rules are stupid, I don’t know what will. Who in their right mind (besides Cardinals fans) wanted the game to end before getting to see Aaron Rodgers with the season on the line in a road playoff game in overtime?

NYC firefighters get free Super Bowl tickets? Maybe it’s to cover up the truth that jet fuel cannot melt steal. really makes u think.

Pretty cool move, but the greatest instance of Cardinals donning blue jackets this offseason is still John Lackey and Jason Heyward.

oh wow. I didn’t know Chalmers was an actual player. I thought the whole Miami thing was just LeBron working with the Make-A-Wish Foundation.

Homer: Aww. I’m the only one who didn’t win an award.