So, back in the day I was an above-average pitcher. My junior year of high school saw us make it to the state championship in Chattanooga to play at famous and historic Lookout Stadium, and I got the call in the title game against the (at the time) #10-ranked team in the nation, a team out of Kingsport, TN (rednecks,…

The death threats from the 2nd graders were less adorable but just as heartfelt.

Believe it or not, we had an incident in our area where a guy left his baby in the car to run into a store; he did everything ‘right’: remote start, doors locked, climate control, he could even see the kid from inside the store.

12. Horrific motorboating accident.

Lionel Hollins, Billy King, and Willie (but not Willis) Reed

Dude! I was going to watch Sixth Sense for the very first time tonight. Thanks a lot.

Quick story!

Doctor: So what’s the name Cam?

When Hardy said he looked good in blue and white I just assumed he was talking about Nicole Holder

Or maybe read what you want, write what you want and everyone relax.

“It’s like there’s a party on my head, and everyone’s invited!”

Yeah! Chicago only gave him nine measly years, and he even made the playoffs once in the last six.

Just stop. The Browns fired every white coach in 1 or 2 years in the last decade except....wait for it... Romeo Crennel who was just as bad as all the others.

Yes the team that has hired 3 African American head coaches and fired Schiano as well after 2 seasons of embarrassing football fired Lovie because of a racist short leash. Ok.

I can’t stand the Phillies, Philadelphia or even the entire state of Pennsylvania (except for you, loveable Bloodhound Gang!!!) ... and even I think that was a little over-brutal. :( *single tear* Also, I am a Padres fan. :|

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

It could have been worse. Remember that time Miss New Jersey ripped the crown off the head of Miss Rhode Island and then it exploded?

You’re melting my monitor with that take, bro.

Does Kevin Draper get an erection every time he gets a chance to criticize BYU? I'm pretty sure he's the only one who writes about BYU on this website.