buffytheumpireslayer
BuffyTheUmpireSlayer
buffytheumpireslayer

You couldn’t have gone with “We managed to get our hands on the Dong video”?

It worked for Delonte West tho...

The problem with all angles shown is that you can’t tell if the puck is on or off the ice, which could cause some of the white space to show without the puck completely crossing the line.

It’s a shame that they aren’t going to consider “Highly Aggressive Turtles” for their new name. That would have gotten my vote.

C’mon Yankees. You’re rich. He’s rich. Just do the mature thing and give it to him in wheelbarrows full of pennies.

Anthony Michael Hall’s douchey fratboy son?

Reason #1 why the DH rule is great - pitchers can’t hit for shit and having an automatic out in every lineup is stupid.

It’s going to be so satisfying to watch when someone eventually beats the shit out of him.

I pictured something like this.

Is left shark MENSTRUATING?

I will also not dress for tonight’s game.

How casual is too casual for the interrogation room?

I would take it if they found a different professor.

Who would ever give a tow company a good review?

Well, I guess the Penguins can’t lose to a lower seeded team for once.