I think that's why people really related to the Hamburglar. He's just a man trying to survive in this cold world. Wasn't try to get rich, just trying to get by.

He didn't die of starvation, so he was at least a subsistence-level thief.

It's okay folks! Move along! He was a criminal so he deserved to die. Nothing to see here! Jeez..

Which of those things is a crime punishable by death?

I thought you said there was a joke in there somewhere?

Well, I guess good for you that you don't understand addiction. An addict facing a problem of their own will as opposed to by being dragged to it is always a victory. Turning himself in is a massive sign that there's hope for him. And it takes real courage. I'm definitely with Heyman on this.

Know what else I'm being? Correct.

To hurt your feelings.

Her ifs & ands remain unblemished.

I'm guessing she was a Tressel fan, even Pryor to the tattoo.

Steve Young is the only talking head that I've heard who has correctly taken Russell Wilson to task for the throw; had to be back shoulder once you see Butler flashing under.

In order to run the clock down to 20-25 seconds to deny NE a better chance for a drive, Seattle sacrificed the ability to run the ball 3 times if needed. They only had one TO left remember. So that means 2 runs and 1 pass. I think that's an acceptable trade off versus giving Brady more time.

Awww! My little sister and I would be very careful with earthworms when we gardened and loved to hold them in our hands. I think we even used to scare away birds when they tried to get at the worms after it rained and put the worms into drier land.

If Lynch took over for Richter, I would watch Conan on a 24 hour loop.

I am a massive internet embarrassment

Wow, New England, even all of the goddamn oceans are against you.

The whole section cheered. The boyfriend seemed to escape capture.

First league investigation of improperly deflated balls that didn't involve PED use.