I’m pretty sure the Blackhawks make a big deal about hand painting center ice every year.

I did not expect to laugh nearly as hard as I did at these brilliantly immature and inane suggestions. The best parts are the rationales. Oh man.

How many home runs do you have to hit to own the GM?

I recently sharted in my sleep...and it didn’t wake me up. I woke up with a thin cold coating of poo around the tailpipe.

I normally sleep naked and on my back but I guess I had thrown the blanket off and slept face down, luckily. I laughed.

23 is plenty old enough to stop being an asshole. I’m not sure why people are given such a long leash on immaturity. It’s not an age thing. It’s an asshole thing.

Well, I want to believe you, and I shall.

Ventura is all kinds of stupid. It may not be a Royals problem....it might just be his dumb ass.

That was somehow boring.

That’s clearly Bill Belichick.

I’ll not root for a team with Bollig on it. NOT.

I bet a side flip, frisbee style toss was used after sitting on the burger for a while. I bet it skipped.

Ellie Kemper is cute but I have yet to see her be remotely funny. I can't imagine a show helmed by her.

A No. 1 receiver with No. 2 for brains.

I think that's obesity, not so much showing off.

Ha, it also looks like the NIU bench is celebrating his near fatality.

If that ball got to him like a second later, he might be dead. Gulp.

Pfft, you wish. You just wait for them to have a 3 point half.

Tomatoes are great! Running is the tool of the devil....and tools.

How has nobody offered a metaphorical snake massage yet?

That's clearly a Dalek on the back of that ship. I look forward to seeing the Doctor stop this thing.