You call those speedbumps? Go down to Rocky Point in Mexico. Their speedbumps are pyramid shaped and steeper and taller. Every one has a trail of oil leading away from it. The locals hang out and watch the gringos fly their rental cars.

If you’re that incompetent with a sharp knife then stay away from a mandolin. Nothing is more dangerous in a kitchen than a mandolin.

We’d better get used to the GOP crazies calling the Dems every name in the book. Come November the Dems will be heroin snorting pedophiles who cross dress and eat children while communicating with the lizard overlords while wearing antifa uniforms as they attack the Justices. And we thought the summer of 69 was nuts.

We raised our son in a small town and what we said to him was “Don’t start yourself on fire and we’ll see you for lunch”. He knew what was dumb and what wasn’t. He survived just fine.

The remaining “truckers” all got calls from their parole officers telling them they’d better have their asses back in state by Monday morning.

I got turned onto the “Big King” at BK the other day. 2 for 5$. It’s BK’s version of a Big Mac. Two patties with cheese and their “special” sauce. They were very good.

Your statement exemplifies “Murphy’s Law”. Whoever put that child behind the wheel should be in trouble. 

Well yeah. Dershowitz was an Epstein bro. He used to ride around Marthas Vineyard with Epstein and was a regular passenger in his jet. Dershowitz even went to Epstein’s private island where I’m sure nothing untoward went on at all. I bet Harvard is glad he’s gone from the hallowed halls.

Wasn’t Dershowitz one of Epstein’s “guests” on his island of underage delights? I wonder if Harvard is still using him as a example for their law school?

Surge protectors wouldn’t do you any good because a CME would fry the circuitry itself even if it wasn’t plugged in. Just having conductive wires and circuitry would be enough to fry all of it. You’d be better off making one room of your house a Faraday Cage and hard wiring all connections but have all those…

How much was the Michelin reviewer paid to give that joke any stars? Maybe it was his cousins restaurant or something. But what a review! Maybe “Bros” means “pretentiousness” in Italian.

I’m old and set in my ways and think you have to lazy or stupid or both to use a self-driving car. Tesla’s are great cars but giving a computer control over your life seems foolish to me. What’s so important while driving at night that you let the computer drive? Are you watching a video? Maybe drunk and need a ride?…

Two dozen cheese sliders from White Castle is a hero move. 20$ and you’re a god.

Can you turn a room in your house into a Faraday cage to protect your electronics. I don’t think surge protectors would be nearly enough. Wouldn’t a CME fry everything with circuitry? Car electronics, phones, etc. Find a Ford tractor from the 30's or 40's with a hand crank starter.

MTG really is the epitome of that person who is so dumb and tone deaf all they hear is themselves. And the fact she’s an adult and doesn’t know the difference between your and you’re just spot lights her idiocy.

No Home Alone???? WTF!!

Anti-Italianism?   Is that the newest whiny, woke, PC buzzword. This movie looks like a gas and I for one will go see it. And Jared Leto is a treasure so fuck the haters.

It’s all about your tires. I drove a Ford Focus wagon in Telluride (elev. 8750) for years and I had on Bridgestone Blizzak tires and they stick to the road. Black ice, ice and snow, whatever. The Colorado State Police use them and they have to drive when it’s bad out. Tires and not going too fast or braking hard and…

The phrase “white trash” is thrown out a lot. Is it racist to use the term “black trash”? Asking for a friend.

Have you seen some of the rock crawlers in Southern Utah that are driven around? Can’t be road driven? Hah! Sounds like a bet to me.