I drove a Focus wagon way up in the Colorado mountains and had Blizzak tires. The best winter tires ever. I drove through 30 inches of snow and on black ice. I could stop on icy hills no problem. Tires are everything.

Suppose you win the Powerball, you file a 1099-G and pay all the taxes and get an “all paid up” from the IRS. Do you still get crap from the Feds?

I was just going ask Maria to put up “Look at me”. These stories are okay but none of them compare to “Look at Me”.

If only a fan sitting above Trump had accidentally knocked over a 4 pack of beers. Oh well.

Is free insulin included in the price?

Zeppelin and the Stones behind Heart? Put the pipe down.

At three o’clock in the morning with a buzz on any barbeque chip is the best.

Maybe you’ve doing this too long Ashley if a picture of a woman with bigger balls than all those Trump suck-ups doesn’t make you proud. Pelosi bitch slapping Trump around and making him look like a little boy being scolded by his mom is memorable. She’s the only one in that room actually doing her job.

China bought 24 civilian Blackhawks and 23 of them went into service. The 24th was taken apart down to the last bolt and copied. The Chinese know a good thing when they see one, especially when they don’t have to pay for R and D.

The only ones interested in boxing anymore are gamblers and pay per view CEOs and sick fucks who just want to see people hurt each other. Boxing is one step up from rat catching and bull baiting. If athletes were regularly killed or put into comas that sport would get banned. 

A 30 minute porn film watched 4 minutes at a time.

The Texas and Florida police departments are running neck and neck for the worst cops in the country. You wonder if those two states are where really bad cops end up after being let go be every other department north of them.

I can hear the people with solar power systems laughing all the way to Michigan. Sucks for the seniors who need home respirators and refrigerated drug supplies.

I have no doubt there on sites on Tor that have recordings of people doing things they shouldn’t be doing. Probably hacked web-cam videos too. They’re spies you invited in.

Oh please! India and Romania? You can bet those guys have terabytes of embarrassing video, sexual and otherwise for their personal viewing. I’d bet there are a bunch of TOR Network sites dedicating to sharing those videos. 

Try using free-form English spelling and poor grammar on a job application or thesis paper and see where that gets you. I personally will toss a job application if the applicant writes like a 4 your old and can’t spell common words or uses text abbreviations in a sentence describing something. I’m a pedant. U-NO!

At least they didn’t get Legionnaires Disease. Yet.

The DeVos family owns Performant which is a student debt collection agency plus other companies involved in debt collection. Corrupt to the core.

Those Indian burial grounds under the stadium will get you every time.

I don’t think I’d hire any of her lawyers if they were stupid enough to take her case without a big up-front payment, in cash. What a bunch of chumps.