Next you’ll tell me water is wet and fire is hot. Michigan and especially Southeast Michigan is populated by 2nd and 3rd generation crackers who still sound like they just left their “hollers” and use the N-word like apostrophes. Michissippi is no joke and I’m a 61 year old white guy born and raised here. Rebel flags,…

Fuck Lizzo. All I want is a Malcolm  in the Middle reunion show with Bryan Cranston as Walter White giggling and freaking out Hal style.

I’ve never met Gere but I had to deal with Stallone at a restaurant in Telluride one winter. What an unmitigated douche.

Try the Graham Norton show clips on YouTube. She does a TC impression there. Norton has the best mix of stars doing some crazy shit.

If this was really a coup that asshole Trump would be against a wall wearing a blindfold. Show some balls why don’t you. Trump cultists and his open carry butt kissers are cowardly little men waving their steel penises around. They’re a bunch of pussies. Them and their “If I was at a mass shooting I’d of stopped it”,…

I would think the only “thank you” note that bartender wants would be a piece of paper with a 20 or a 50 on it. Say thanks, set it on the bar and leave. They’ll remember you.

I broke down and had an Impossible Burger from BK and it was pretty good. The texture was good and whatever the chemical spray they put on it made it beefy tasting. The deal breaker was the 6$ for it. I can get two Whoppers for 5 bucks. I think they have jacked up the price because of the hype. 

I don’t know. Wouldn’t you rather have a two bedroom apartment above a Chinese restaurant in Soho. Just kidding. I’d buy that in a minute. C’mon lottery.

If Rivian can get a foothold in truck sales I don’t see how fleet buyers wouldn’t love this thing. No more mechanics, low maintenance, low cost per mile. Most delivery services don’t come close to running 400 miles a day and the idea of plugging it in at the end of shift sounds very appealing if you’re delivering…

My friends store in Telluride, co. has off-season 1/8ths for 10 bucks. 80 dollars an ounce and it’s decent weed.

They’re probably taking orders from Saudi Arabia and Russia though.

My apologies, you’re right. 29% was the highest I found online. My dispensary here in Colorado has too high numbers on their jars. But being young and stoned doesn’t make you any less of a jerk.

I smoked for forty years young’un. I went from 5% THC to 45% and gave it up. You just can’t tell what your brain used to feel like before smoking. Take two weeks off and tell me there’s not a difference.

Getting pulled over by the police is a great way to straighten up. That adrenaline rush works but with todays super weed you’ll still feel that head wrapped in cotton feeling for 24 hours. Todays weed is like drinking Everclear alcohol as a cocktail.

How would you do if your life was under a microscope since you were 16? How would you do if women came up to you and wanted to jump on your dick every day? How would you do with a bad back but were obligated through tons of money to tough it out and play. Could you play on that high level for 10 years? Money only goes…

He ought to get along just fine with the black men protecting his back. Or not.

Two weeks? Are you storing it on the counter? I’ve made jerk seasoning with vinegar and habaneros that was still good months later. Refrigerate the product and it lasts a long time. That “does not need to be refrigerated” on commercial hot sauces is there so it will go bad and you have to buy more. I don’t think…

Would she be an “Auntie Tom”? 

But I’m rich and famous and blonde and on TV. Doesn’t that count for anything in America anymore? What an idiot. Cops and DAs don’t ask questions they don’t already have the answers to and are prepared to back up with evidence. She’s going away.

But I’m blonde and famous and rich. Doesn’t that count for anything in Trump’s America?