Look I don’t know why this is making you so defensive, so I’ll leave it alone from here, but just know that we have your best interests at heart.

No I’m not. It’s not just my job to treat your current problem. It’s also my job to help prevent further health issues down the line. What are the best ways we know of improving someone’s long-term health outcomes? Smoking cessation and weight loss.

As a doctor:

Yes, they were supposed to remove his jersey to place the AED pads on his chest. Seeing as they never went for the AED that’s sort of a moot point, but from a BLS/ACLS standpoint yeah leaving his shirt on is dumb.

I’m sure that’ll tank Konami’s precious PES Pachinko sales #BringBackSilentHills

I feel like everyone’s ignoring the elephant in the room here. When did Sean Hannity look that skinny? Fox News has to put most of their budget into photoshopping gross old dudes into slightly less gross old dudes, I swear.

JK they’d still take the butt-fumbler lol

Well, now who are teams supposed to obnoxiously sign instead of Kaepernick?

This sort of content is 99% of the reason I’m still on the internet at all.

I think that they probably don’t know where the Caspian Sea is more than they don’t know where Iran is. But that’s just my guess.

Here’s my idea. We find these people. We follow them around and play the national anthem through our phones (or even a boombox so they aren’t scared by the future tech of smart phones) at inopportune times throughout the day. Think halfway through a movie, parked at a red light, as a means to steal someone’s seat on…

You...uh...have a lot of free time?

Incidentally I looked that up before I posted, her legal name is spelled Jennifer and she chooses to call herself “Ginnifer”

Don’t get me started on the spelling chosen by “Ginnifer” Goodwin.

You can tell it’s the women’s room by the way the stall has a door #TheRalph

I should not be able to read an entire article about the D-Backs without the words “Paul” and “Goldschmidt” and “GOAT” appearing.

Uhhh Hillary Clinton???

The problem for an article like this is the procedural generation of weapons in Borderlands means two players rarely have the same experience. For example, I got a level 25-ish desert anaconda revolver in BL1 that was essentially the only weapon I ever needed. Sniper rifle range, cluster of 7 shotgun shells with no…

I’m surprised nobody has made an effort to expand the practice of eating your discarded, recently removed organs. Why not eat your appendix post-appendectomy? Or gall-bladder post cholecystectomy? Or your penis after sexually assaulting Lorena Bobbitt???

...who is this person? And why should I care?