Look I don’t know why this is making you so defensive, so I’ll leave it alone from here, but just know that we have your best interests at heart.

No I’m not. It’s not just my job to treat your current problem. It’s also my job to help prevent further health issues down the line. What are the best ways we know of improving someone’s long-term health outcomes? Smoking cessation and weight loss.

As a doctor:

Yes, they were supposed to remove his jersey to place the AED pads on his chest. Seeing as they never went for the AED that’s sort of a moot point, but from a BLS/ACLS standpoint yeah leaving his shirt on is dumb.

I’m sure that’ll tank Konami’s precious PES Pachinko sales #BringBackSilentHills

I feel like everyone’s ignoring the elephant in the room here. When did Sean Hannity look that skinny? Fox News has to put most of their budget into photoshopping gross old dudes into slightly less gross old dudes, I swear.

JK they’d still take the butt-fumbler lol

Well, now who are teams supposed to obnoxiously sign instead of Kaepernick?

This sort of content is 99% of the reason I’m still on the internet at all.

Jon Ronson talks about this a lot in his book “So You’ve Been Publicly Shamed” (which I highly recommend). He mentions how this could be very helpful for someone like Justine Sacco, who is probably not evil but made a dumb joke in poor taste. By comparison it could be bad if used by, say, Richard Spencer who is…

Here’s my big question. Why the ef did the bombs from the opening sequence fall toward the dreadnaught? We are in space right now, yeah? So how would “dropping” bombs over a ship even work? I know gravity attracts objects but not that strongly. At best they’d list lazily towards the ship while also moving in the…

Or droids? We have a bunch of sentient robots and the ability to go to light speed through objects. Load R2 and 3P0 into a couple Y wings, load it up with bombs, and then program them to jump to light speed through the Death Star bridge. Movie series solved in one sentence.

I think that they probably don’t know where the Caspian Sea is more than they don’t know where Iran is. But that’s just my guess.

Here’s my idea. We find these people. We follow them around and play the national anthem through our phones (or even a boombox so they aren’t scared by the future tech of smart phones) at inopportune times throughout the day. Think halfway through a movie, parked at a red light, as a means to steal someone’s seat on…

You...uh...have a lot of free time?

Incidentally I looked that up before I posted, her legal name is spelled Jennifer and she chooses to call herself “Ginnifer”

Don’t get me started on the spelling chosen by “Ginnifer” Goodwin.

You can tell it’s the women’s room by the way the stall has a door #TheRalph

I should not be able to read an entire article about the D-Backs without the words “Paul” and “Goldschmidt” and “GOAT” appearing.

Uhhh Hillary Clinton???