Diets don’t work because people don’t adhere to them, simple as that.

Why are we letting these foreigners come into our country to be murdered?!

This is really going to complicate his supreme court confirmation hearing in 2052.

W/r/t PTI, this would be a good time remember Jon Stewart’s appearance on Crossfire back in ‘04:

Is it wrong that I find myself wishing her cancer had won?

Why? JPP clearly didn’t read the warning, why should we?

This entire interview is glorious and such a stark example of how US media is failing us. Every interview with every Trumper should be exactly like this

Oh no Ms. Maitlis what are you doing? Don’t you realize you’ll never be invited to those fancy DC parties that the US based media establishment has sacrificed their journalistic integrity to attend?!?   

He wasn’t overheard mumbling this shit from a bar stool. He published this bullshit. With his fucking name attached.

Incoming San Bernardino district attorney Jason Anderson, who defeated Ramos last month, told the Sun that the posts were “a little bit salty,” and that they weren’t “a reflection of the image I would like to portray of the D.A.’s office.”

What sucks is that this makes total sense for Boogie. He’ll hit a market flush with more cap space and another year removed from an Achilles injury, and after he wins a championship, the loser/cancer label will be gone. I can’t even cry foul here.

“You’ve probably heard of ‘Cultural Marxism,’ but do you know what it means?”

Wow, gun violence AND an assault on a free press all in one? It’s like the conservative dream. 

Somewhere Alex Jones is nodding vigorously as he removes his shirt. However, that’s not related to this story.

But is it more embarrassing than the kid who dabbed?

Step by step. Inch by inch. First, it’s “illegals.” Then, it’s “shouldn’t be citizens.” Next, it’ll be “don’t deserve citizenship.” Before long, everyone’s right to live here will be at the government’s whim. Don’t salute the flag and sing the anthem? Criticize the president? Out you go.

You have no idea the levels of fuckery it takes to make me side with the Fucking Eagles, but by god, Donny Boy has done it.

this dude looks like a fake Onion article about 2017 rappers

Substitute ancient Greece for modern Cincinnati