Full disclosure: I’m not a doctor (I’m a medical student)

“I got this one, guys.”

Placenta accreta means the placenta is adhered too tightly to the uterine wall. Placenta previa is when the placenta is partially or fully covering the cervical os (opening) which can cause everybody to bleed out real quick.

See, liberals??? This is what happens when you legalize gay marriage. It’s a slippery slope and whatnot /s

Was...was this person just filming the Ryan brothers in hopes that something would happen? That’s always my first question with stuff like this: Why was anyone filming this???

Counterpoint: but I have this tiny penis, how else am I supposed to compensate? Ford F350 on 32 inch wheels? Anime p0rn? $700 shoes??

Every day it’s something different with you people. Today I have to come in and lobby for the existence of other berries. Boysenberries, crunchberries, tomatoes, bananas, grapes, dingleberries. This article is laughable.

I thought Josh Gordon was done in Cleveland

People pay for porn??? Did he also have a stack of Hustlers under his work desk?? Is this 1979?

We all know the #1 mascot is “Mr. Getting choke-slammed through a folding table in Zubaz” of the Buffalo Bills.

Mexican Jumping Beans should be #1. They’re impervious to walls.

No, it doesn’t. At least not always. When I played I assumed that, and I wish I hadn’t because a few of my last choices would have been different. So this season manages to make you feel more like your choices matter, which is great.

We are 7-8 weeks into a season you just described as being 3 and a half months long (1.5 month slump + 2 months). So who really tried hard here today?

That would require Buxton to first get on base, a seemingly impossible feat.

Two words: Chicken Spiedie. The only reason I go back to my hometown anymore is to get some chicken spiedie sandwiches/subs/piled into a hot-dog bun. It’s like a tastier version of crack.

If there is a God then Jalen and Jacoby will be gone. I have no idea why someone who has a poor grasp of the English language got a radio show. Jalen is a great NBA analyst in small doses and his insider experience is sometimes really entertaining, but listening for more than 15 minutes you realize that he rarely says…

Yeah, used to be you could hit a mother with her child’s stroller and she’d apologize to you for getting in her way!

Sean Spicer and a 55 gallon drum of orbit gum

I’m still glad they chose to...terminate...her. Because she was allegedly pro-choice. So they terminated her.