Stopped halfway through after some of these atrocious suggestions. Let me assist: a beard trimmer that is 15 bucks will SUUUUUCCKKK. Take it from a bear. The Zippo hand warmer - ah, well... Zippo is a quality name but oh, man, do these things stink! Want to smell like charcoal starter, go for it. And... oh, my god -…

I guess saving money is as good a reason as any. Don’t need it here, though. I love the dispensaries owned by the Seneca Nation. No taxes to the state. Excellent pricing, excellent product, huge variety. While weed is legal in NY, dispensaries are just starting to open and it’s very slow going, with some lawsuits…

Well, I’m not getting under anyone but I do highly recommend no strings sex for assistance with - pretty much anything.

Wipe off the caked on dirt? What exactly are you pigs doing out there in the rain? Look, mud wrestling is a lot more fun naked. Baking soda soaks. Ritual chanting prior to washing. Do some yoga and deep breathing prior to attempting to clean your raingear because holy fuck, it sure sounds stressful. You’ll need an app…

Unclear why being Mexican means she never turned on the TV in the last 5 to 9 years, or however long we’ve been suffering with wokeism. And while it’s true that Republicans are weaponizing the idiot phrase, they’re doing that because it’s... idiotic. Despite what Webster’s defines it as, it is now corrupted beyond…

Odds are slim to none that a free scan at an auto parts store will allow you figure out for sure what’s wrong and fix it with a purchased part. You’ll be going to a mechanic anyway and if you are mechanically inclined enough to do even moderate repairs, you’ll already have a scanner. And you need a scanner, not a…

A hasty over-reaction. But Rick and Morty not sounding like Rick and Morty? Fuck, no. They should just wait this out and put it on hold. We’ve waited 11 years between seasons before, I think. 

Well, buy a snowblower, first of all. You’ll still need to utilize a shovel for some spots but... uh... you WILL hurt yourself if you try to do a whole driveway with a shovel.

I’ll be damned - a chalk hack I will actually try: marks on walls. Spare room upstairs repurposed into a cat room - yeah, I know. Getting a cat soon, giving her a play area. Walls have some marks. Not up for filling and painting - it’s a cat room. But I’m willing to try the chalk. Thanks. Of course I’ll probably…

Ugh. Cutesie names. Tik Tok “hacks”. Methods and mental persuasions. Look, you’ve got a lot on your hands. You have kids, maybe (poor bastards). You have a job and people depend on you and you still need to take care of yourself because ignoring your own needs is a huge mistake. You have bills and you have relatives…

I guess it’s important to promote a society where everyone feels included, in this case, misogynists primarily. What? M&Ms must have lost a lot of money - or fear that potential outcome - to cater to the lunatic fringe. Honestly, as a gay dude, I’d even understand the outbursts and outrage from the right wing freaks…

What we have here is a solid show, entertaining and disturbing in a cool way, no one cares about the game and I, for one, would like to enjoy something without it being over-analyzed online ten minutes after it airs. 

Sliced, shredded, spreadable (which includes the cream cheese), chunk. These are enough for me, with other cheeses making appearances AS NEEDED.

It’s normal to wait several days to a week for a reply? No, it’s not. It’s rude. It’s inexplicable. It’s downright juvenile. You want to “date” this person who doesn’t respond to you for a week? You must be desperate and have zero self esteem. Even for a casual, no strings hookup, this is nothing but passive…

I’m caregiver for mom, 82, with Lewy Body Dementia. I promised her as a young man that I would care for her as she got older but of course, we never discussed dementia. But that doesn’t matter. I’m doing it anyway. As best I can, as long as I can. A rather cynical response here is a bit unsettling to me. Concerns…

No definitive connection to childhood asthma. Environmental concerns? Well, y’all might want to look into the pollution from electricity generation. Now bump it up to handle all the electric appliances needed to replace gas. Now consider the infrastructure already in place. Then consider that people need to have a 220…

I guess everyone has every possible kitchen appliance but no functional oven. In which case, you can buy cookies.

FFS, no. Look, customers can be pieces of shit. But that’s what WORK IS, dealing with pieces of shit. No one said it will be fun all the time. No one promised you opportunities to be an asshole in return. And you should not take them. There’s an asshole in a car and you need to serve them. Do that. They will drive…

Welcome to the Internet, wherein we find things to complain about and create problems that do not exist.

This is too much even for a bear guy like me. Ice cream, pastry, jelly and frosting. Jesus, you want to kill me? That’s a sugar bomb that will taste like... nothing but sugar.