Attention seeking idiots. No one is actually doing this except for social media fandom. Grow the fuck up.

It must be truly wonderful to live a life so blissfully removed from things that actually matter and to indulge oneself in complete and utter trivial bullshit like this. 

This “trend” will never happen, it’s not a trend now, it’s gross overload, it’s taking off in foodie circles, it’s just silliness. I expect all of you to remember me saying this just before you forget about it tomorrow. Thanks.

All that chewing effort for nothing, really. If I’m going to move my jaw that much, I want it to be in service of a large pizza. Gum gets horrible after ten minutes. And gum chompers are truly disgusting. Do it away from other people, at least. Do not converse with humans while gnashing. Keep your maw closed, please.…

This is a “firestorm”, huh? That’s what Brits are worried about these days? She’s out of the public eye for a couple months and edits photos. OMG! Alert NATO. Or some shit. The world is going to hell in a handbasket but sure, let’s worry and speculate and make a big fucking production out of nothing. There’s really…

Ugh. Quit this sappy ass garbage after season one and felt like I’d wasted precious time - because I did. Love Tudyk in other roles but this is abysmal. Never laughed. Never smiled. So much better stuff to watch. 

Gee whiz, I just said yesterday when the articles came out that this will never happen. That was fast.

They won’t follow through, or if they do, it will end quickly. No way to make up lost revenue from the millions of people who simply won’t do this. Hey, should I pay more for food at Wendy’s or just go somewhere else? I mean... please.

Rather boring. I guess for people who are really wishing they could stage a gender reveal video but don’t want to go through the whole process of making a baby. 

John Stewart’s jokes aren’t going to sway anyone to vote the other way.

No. Enough is enough. This is Walking Dead overload but with boring dragons. 

Glad to see people here aren’t falling for this bullshit article. Biden must straddle the line between “abortion must be available to all” and “that doesn’t mean we have to love it.” How fucking hard is that to understand? Most Americans of both genders feel the same. It’s a political minefield that must be carefully…

No. Nope. Stop it. A truly horrible idea. Edibles hit hard after a period of time, different for everyone, gobbling infused wing sauce - such a stupid idea. Dosing shit like that is nearly impossible. Ruin your Superbowl, by all means, have at it. Also, in general, stop fucking with our wings. They’re perfect the way…

Damn, I needed the laughs Curb brought last night. Honestly didn’t expect it to be as great as it was. A recap doesn’t do it justice. Motherfucking funny as fuck, Siri, you cunt. And so on. Incident after incident shoved at you fast, all deliciously petty and perfectly overblown. Larry’s stunned laughter at the maid…

Ever see a Joan Rivers concert? Hundreds of gay men in the audience, many in the front rows hoping and praying that Joan would skewer the shit out of them and insult them in the most vicious ways. Dying laughing, having a great time, able to take a joke, secure and confident in themselves, understanding that we’re all…

SCOTUS certainly knew the ramifications that would ensue by overturning Roe. Specifically, everything discussed here. It’s beyond comprehension. 2024 and women are being treated like subhumans who do not deserve to make their own decisions, not to mention having to fight for health care when their bodies and lives are…

Never had the Jesus chicken - because it’s Jesus chicken. If it were indeed the best Jesus chicken - or any chicken - I could get, then, sure, I’d eat it and not care. But it’s just fast food chicken. I’ll give my fast food money to someone else.

It’s all too late. Every ruling against him, every indictment, the CO SCOTUS decision - it all just adds time to delay, precisely what he wants. Get elected, everything goes away. Don’t tell me the GA case can’t be erased. When you have the most corrupt and evil person in the nation in the White House with a corrupt…

The press release I just read five minutes ago before seeing your article definitively states Ken Jennings is the sole host of Jeopardy! from this point forward. So... maybe you want to get that right.

Yes, they all suck. But a popcorn tin, perhaps, ALONG with some real gifts, I guess would be tolerable. These are not stand-alone items. I once got the nasty hot chocolate gift box INSTEAD of the monetary tip that is customary for a person who works IN YOUR FUCKING HOUSE every other week. Big no.