When Steven Tyler was 27, wooly mammoths still roamed the earth.

Nope, never. Mood killer. Waste of sexual energy. I want to be charged up and excited, not drained and sleepy. 

Those things, sure. Done and done and done.

Had to quit Daryl after one episode - I just don’t have the time and it didn’t draw me in fast enough. Too much Dead at once. Perhaps I’ll catch it in reruns, perhaps not. But Carol - that’s another story. I just might make the time for her.

Hello, and congratulations to myself and everyone else here who survived both Halloween and other childhood candy.

99% of people simply round it up to the next dollar when the pump stops.

I didn’t bother to bring it in the pharmacy, confident it wasn’t needed. They never mentioned it. With six shots now, I had two cards filled. We’ll just be getting the covid shot yearly with the flu shot for the foreseeable future. Oddly, I needed proof of flu shot for work but not covid. Everyone is given a document…

I don’t get it. Victims of domestic violence are keeping second phones for when they are battered AGAIN? OK, the scumbag takes your first phone to stop you from using it but you have another phone hidden because you suspect this piece of shit is going to beat you more and you feel better knowing you can call…

In the text of the article, it’s correctly stated that the new vax is just that - a new formulation to target the new variant. Odd that the headline calls it a booster - it’s not. It’s what we expected to happen once covid was still a threat but no longer a pandemic: we’ll need a new shot yearly, along with the flu…

Get people off their phones? Well, that’s just adorable and will never, ever happen.

Wow. Count me as another person repulsed that you are trying to defend this monstrous woman and your headline is not just misleading, it’s a damn lie.

A foot “fetish” is the most common fetish out there, but for a lot of people, it’s not a true fetish. A true fetish means the person cannot have or enjoy good sex without the object of his/her fetish being foremost in the action. This can actually ruin things for the other person when most of the attention is on one…

Here’s what the article should have said: do not ever have a threesome with your partner. Never, never, never. You can plan. You can analyze. You can strategize. You can ask yourself all sorts of stupid questions - and you will end up destroying what you have. Absolutely. Guaranteed. You think you can handle it - you…

When it’s a man “venting” to another man, tossing out suggestions to the problem is perfectly acceptable - he wants to hear them and if you both realize there’s not much to be done, at least you put some shit out there. When it’s a woman venting to anyone - yeah, just shut the fuck up. She doesn’t want any input. She…

He’s doing interviews. So the fuck what? All the morning shows are on. All the news shows are on. 60 Minutes, etc. Same. Motherfucking. Thing.

Well, now that you’ve got your whining out of the way, what then? Do you think Nancy is going to read this and reverse her decision?

Injured myself trying to split iris clumps - holy hell, they are difficult to cut. I started with a serrated knife and it was not enough. After I pulled muscles in my shoulder and chest, which got much worse in the following days, I finished the irises with a hand saw, not wanting to just give up on it. But - never…

$8.99 a pint? I’ll take the diarrhea that comes with $3.99 milk-based ice cream.

Fingers crossed she doesn’t come back at all.

Yeah, just another person who has always used biscuits. OK, fine - a few times I’ve had fun with those gooey, crappy packaged shortcake rounds but a real shortcake for me is biscuits. I like to add a little more butter to it before topping, too. Just a little. Warm it a few seconds in the micro to get it melted, then…