The big question is, who fucking cares? Why this matters at all is beyond me.

What the hell is this article? I’m starting to wish you guys had gone out of business for good. Half of the articles seem like they’re written by AI and the rest seem designed to intentionally piss off your readers for clicks

Someone at Chick-Fil-A AND someone in NY did not do their due diligence.

This is crazy. Have you ever watched either of them? Ken’s interaction with the contestants is much better than Mayim’s. After a contestant tells a personal anecdote, Ken will respond with a witty or thoughtful comment. Mayim invariably laughs and responds “That’s great!” She’s slow to confirm answers, and can’t stop…

Even though that law applies to licensed abortion providers, not people self-managing their own terminations, Jessica Burgess was still charged.

I’ve always done this; I even used Bisquik one time when I had a major time crunch, and based on my guests’ comments, you’d think I had made the finest of pastries. Maybe I’ll make strawberry shortcake this weekend!

I wouldn’t put a hot dish on a mouse pad, which are normally made of foam and polyester and other materials that melt and also smell bad when melting.

First off I actually doubt there is any real shortage. These reports are coming from the companies whose main objective is selling as much sugar as possible and one of the best ways to do that is to get people to think they NEED to stock up in advance in case of a shortage when in reality considering how much candy…

Willing to bet looking in your fucking manual will help you find it faster.

She plead guilty and is going to jail because she burned and buried a 29-week old fetus (which is the size and shape of a premature baby), not because of a “self-managed abortion”. This article is extremely irresponsible to frame this as anything other than that. 

Get a pack of cheap sponges at a dollar store for just $1. If they’re large enough, cut ’em in half and get even more! Then just throw ’em away when they get funky.

To be fair, I have lived with gas stoves most of my life, and none of them had pilot lights - they all had electronic ignition, just like our gas water heaters. As far as I know, you can’t buy a stove that has a pilot light anymore.

I got real excited when I saw Strawberry Cheerios at Costco a few weeks ago. Then I saw it’s strawberry-BANANA and noped that box right back to the shelf.

Step 1, Don’t have a kid with a Narcissist. 

People still use plastic lawn chairs?

Counterpoint, if you hide the clutter, new clutter will take it’s place, then you will have the new clutter, plus the hidden clutter.

It’s goddamn clothes from  grocery store, this does not need to be a thing. 

Surely the motivation to clean is not having to live like a pig in shit? Do the sort of people who need to be motivated like this have difficulty showering? Or wiping/washing themselves after going to the toilet? This whole thing is insane.

But...from the article, “it is so very flammable”?

Wash your ass!