Kind of a big mess to use it for mashing foods, huh? Pastry cutter. Two dollars. Buy one. 

Discounted? I guess. Or one could look at Craigslist free stuff, which is essentially 90% fitness equipment since no one uses it a year after they bought it.

Yeah, this isn’t any hidden mystery. And, honestly, wouldn’t you have to be an utter moron not to just figure it out anyway? “This is my ice scraper. It has two different sides. There must be a reason. Hmmmm....”

I’ll live without this.

I grew a small plant in the yard last summer, in a pot. Pot in a pot. Did very well outdoors. Compact and flowers quickly. It was simply for fun, I didn’t expect anything really worthwhile, just wanted to see if it worked. Germinated in about a week. It was about a foot tall at the end of the season and I brought it…

It’s Tik Tok. Therefore, it’s junk.

Well, at least the article states that it’s going to suck no matter what. But... uh... this IS the only way to remove wallpaper. Not really any tips to make it easier. Yes, buy the scoring tool. Be prepared to be sticky, messy, miserable. Tons of clean up. Tons. Wash the walls completely when done. Could take several…

Good luck killing weeds this way. Won’t happen. Plus, you are instructed to yank them out after scalding them. How, exactly? They are now mush. And, you know, hauling out pot after pot of scalding water to the yard - probably a seriously stupid idea, enjoy the burns, they will happen eventually. And, really? Pouring…

Fantastik. Loved it for years. Gets off almost everything. Spray it down. Let it sit a few minutes. Hit it with steel wool soap pad if the surface can handle steel wool without scratching or dulling. Skip the steel wool if needed and use a softer scrubber. 

“Shocked” and “captivated” aren’t really the terms I’d use here. “Vaguely interesting for a moment” and “whatever, man” seem like better choices.

“Oh, please”, “fuck off”, “get lost”, “pfffft!”, “excuse me, I need to take a huge, wicked shit”, “Jesus Christ, you sure ask a lot of personal questions that are absolutely none of your business, now how about you get your nose out of my affairs and go bother someone else.”

Edibles.

Good lord. Please. Stop. Making pancakes is a “life skill” you learn at 16, max. There’s no big deal to flipping them - none at all. Any spatula will be just fine. For the love all that is good in this world, stop “hacking” NOTHING. It’s a pancake. A fucking pancake.

If you need to read a sex guide for this - just skip the sex entirely. You stink in bed. Can’t figure out how to have quiet, slow, relaxed, intensely intimate sex? Don’t bother at all. But, honestly, do you NEED to do it in someone else’s home? You can’t wait? Oh, you want tender, Christmas-Jesus themed sex - or…

You gotta be kidding.

Another day, another GOP liar, there will be no consequences, I read this stuff and just move on. Shrug. Fart. Whatever. It’s normalized now and they will just do whatever they want.

Great information for people who are one of the seven households in America without a can of WD40.

In other words, expect idiots to be idiots.

I’ve already made the appropriate jokes on Twitter and the rest of the entire planet has been making jokes all over the place since this morning. This is beyond hysterical - and sick - and narcissistic - and utterly cringe-worthy. Deck the halls with Trump, baby. Honestly, folks... does anything scream LOSER as much…

Sure, sure. I’ll fork over $479 for a volcano whatsamajig for someone. That’ll happen. Old school - will stick with joints and give the gift of buds.