Oh, sure. That basket of wires is attractive. Seriously, are you kidding with this? The whole set up looks horrid. Not impressive. Not cool. Not convenient. Not fun. It’s atrocious. And when the TV falls down eventually - or right away - try not to be under it.

See, I take note of the weather, as most humans do. If there’s going to be 50mph wind gusts and such, I don’t put out a light bin. That would be stupid. Otherwise, like someone else noted, I put out the trash and recycling the night before, also like normal humans do, since they arrive at 7am. I recycle cardboard and…

Well, I sure can’t dig into this review since I struggled mightily to get through the first 20 minutes. Changed to The Peripheral, a show with some teeth and edge. I know most new series take a while to get moving but... this didn’t hold my attention. I will likely give it another half hour. 

So this is what it’s come to, huh? People need to learn a “new” way to store pizza. Pizza. As if we ever have that much left that it needs special care, love and attention. You know it will be gone in hours, if that. And, really, you slam it in a piece of foil or plastic wrap. End of story. Putting the box in the…

Oh, just cut it out now.

Put a gay character in a kid’s film and - whoopsie, this is what happens. It’s just the truth and you all know it. Top it off with a movie that people are best describing as “dull” and the mystery is solved. You bet parents found out there’s a gay character in the film and decided “well, we can skip this one.” 

Be relieved it’s over and you didn’t have to do a damn thing. Now you get credit for the gifts, as you should. 

“Lucky” bamboo, snake plant, pothos. The bamboo (not really bamboo) and pothos can live in water only, too.

Eagerly awaiting a condom joke from Trojan so I can get infuriated by it for some reason. Because some chicks have dicks? I don’t know. Help me out here.

Was this really a question? Two men just died here during the recent storm, one shoveling, one snowblowing. Pretty much every city that gets a major snow in winter months will report someone dying from a heart attack while clearing the shit. 

Have we been waiting for queer Disney “magic”? Can’t say I’ve been chewing my nails in anticipation. Probably Tucker Carlson has been excited about this. A Fox News prime time special on Disney animation grooming sure to be in the works with scowl-face and Hannity helmet head. Great. Yep. We needed this, I guess.

Here we go again. Slap a name on a common experience and it becomes something to warn about, I guess. I went to town on “snowglobing” and think I did my duty there - no need to repeat it all again now. Suffice to say, just more bullshit here, wrapped up to look like something shiny and new.

OK, so... been a long time since I had sex with anyone who has a vagina but doesn’t everyone usually just need to take a leak soon after sex? I do recall the ladies doing this - and guys do, too. Hard to imagine anyone going to the bathroom to wash up and not using the opportunity to whiz. Even I have heard over the…

Well, yes and no to pretty much all of these, except LED lights really are the only way to go these days. For me personally, I like a very moderate, cohesive display. I don’t go nuts, but I want to say “eff you” to winter with some pretty lights - zero interest in Jesus or Santa. With a 6 foot max height pine in the…

Alternately, you could just invite people over for dinner, hang out, eat it, and understand that preplanning perfection absolutely never works and striving for a stress free day causes even more stress. It’s Thanksgiving. It’s gonna suck in several ways and it’s gonna be fun in several ways. And while the ideas…

OK, fine, for anyone who wants to take these extra steps in the pursuit of Martha Stewart perfectionism, you go right ahead. For 30 years I’ve been buying bags of fresh cranberries, usually 6 or more, and just flinging them into the freezer as is, wrapping 4 of them in a little extra plastic wrap or an additional…

Meat? Meat? Don’t feed your dog meat? What? Huh? Dogs are carnivores. They NEED meat. This is idiotic. If you have some specifics, perhaps discuss those instead of a blanket ban on... meat? My dogs lived 17 and 18.5 years and ate meat EVERY DAY in addition to their manufactured foods - which also contain meat as the…

I can be an asshole online, and, admittedly, here and there in real life IF the person on the receiving end really deserves it. But almost all the time, I go about my daily business being friendly to everyone. It makes a difference. I’ve never been a guy to avoid eye contact or hang my head. I look at everyone and…

Envious of you folks who still have plastic bags given to you for free, readily available at every store in town. Before the ban went into effect here, which was delayed several times, I “picked up” a few extra bags every time I went shopping - meaning several thousand over the course of a couple years. The whole “one…

I read that as “topless”.