In addition, everyone should wear masks for covid and when they must take them off to eat, probably best if each individual dines in a plastic bubble. Do make certain your bathroom - and the rest of the house - has been thoroughly sanitized by a professional team of germ killers and ask them to sell you some of their…

So, listen. We get it. Daily posts about every upcoming holiday and how to “improve” doing what we’ve all been doing every year for our entire lives. Which would be cool if there were any actual improvement involved.

They’re getting insane here at Lifehacker, a process that has been going on a long time now but this... dishes in your bathtub - putrid, vile, sickening. 

Security updates are automatic, unless you’re an idiot who has them turned off or ignores notifications. In which case, you deserve this EXTREME LONGSHOT risk, which all hinges on someone stealing your phone and knowing exactly how to do this, which they do now, since you posted the directions.

Can’t really agree an ingrained behavior like begging is going to be stopped in two weeks but, OK, some dogs are a quick study. But you should end begging from the day you bring the dog home - you didn’t, though, did you?

If the herbs include a few large cannabis buds, this is a great idea.

How good can it be if there’s no photograph of it and we’re relying on a drawing?

Nope to sausage stuffing - it’s beyond the approved excess for Thanksgiving. Meat and grease inside of meat and grease - pass. Now, PA is on the right track because stuffing with raisins is one of the very few places I will ever allow raisins. However, you also need walnuts in there with them. And nix the giblets. You…

It would be a travesty if you didn’t have candles, autumn decor and pumpkin spice - I guess. No napkins would be funny - maybe give it a try: offer toilet paper instead.

Without getting into the whole “Elon” anything thing - you’d have to be an idiot to think any of these are real. Just look at the handle for each account. It’s the internet - you’ve been online before, right? You understand fakes and trolls and bots, right? 

Thank goodness, I was worried we wouldn’t have a new, faux-trendy term for something that is not a concern for the vast majority of people - AND, bonus! - it’s holiday themed because it’s a baloney holiday issue. Will the adorableness never stop? This is a great example of a thing that certainly happens every now and…

That’s a lot of sweet on sweeet on sweet, even for me, a big, fat bear dude. Did you know that you do NOT have to keep adding more and more sweet shit to sweet potatoes? It’s true. No one is forcing you. And should you come across a marshmallow abomination at a family member’s home, you can at least pick them out.…

I guess when your election-denying MAGA uncle comes for Thanksgiving dinner, you can serve a slice of Lie Pie to counter his conspiracy theories. Because encouraging and participating in more lies, especially around the holiday season, is what America needs most right now. 

While I prefer plain old, standard horseradish, I’m pleased to hear I can buy Arby’s sauce - love that shit. Bonus: I can put it on real roast beef. At home. Nice.

Fabric softener and dryer sheets - enjoy your experiences with eczema. Or, if you have tough skin, at least you can coat it with an invisible film of dubious chemicals. When spelunking, this can often help you slip through some of the tighter spaces in certain caves. But you can go the suggested alternate route and…

Ah, yes, the holiday season is here and of course we’re all thinking of deadly kitchen fires first and foremost - who says Christmas cheer can’t be had from the satisfaction derived after putting out a blaze in your cast iron pan, which you have certainly never, ever, ever washed with soap because that ends the…

I’m not likely to be buying these specific items but Aldi still offers some of the best prices in town - provided you can avoid impulse purchases, which most of you cannot. I see you there, eyeing up the $7 box of holiday cookies. Yeah, you. Very true that the produce is absolutely the lowest prices anywhere. I rarely…

I don’t want to get too much into semantics about this but... is it really a “conspiracy theory” at this point? We keep tossing out that phrase to define abject hatred, pure evil and cruelty beyond anything we’ve seen in a political party in the history of this nation. “Conspiracy theory” kind of suggests that the…

Here we go again - another utterly WRONG take on prong and slip collars. They are NOT designed to inflict pain. Jesus Christ. Any asshole owner can make ANY collar hurt a dog. These collars need to be properly used and they ARE properly used by the vast majority of owners who understand a FUCKING TOOL and how to…

Feeling fairly confident almost everyone who is not a complete, drooling moron knows most of these item go bad. But, let’s be real: a slightly less effective bottle of bleach is going to be just fine to dump into your whites. Properly stored paint, poured into a glass bottle after finishing the gallon, will last for…