Very few mums sold for autumn display are properly labeled. No big deal. They’ll return next year - annual mums are rare for use outdoors in fall - they are typically sold as “indoor mums,” which last a few weeks in the house and then get tossed. Your outdoor mums will not do well in the soil no matter when you might…

It’s just another thing for people to feel superior about: “You eat this shit? I don’t. I’m better than you.” Fine, fuck off, go snort bean sprouts or whatever it is you do. 

It’s frightening how low key the reporting on this is, more frightening that anyone would joke about an 82 year old man being beaten with a hammer. Twisted, sick motherfuckers.

Nothing new for HBO: hurry up and wait. Good thing is, HOD pretty much sucked and you all know it. You want to pretend you loved it - you didn’t. It’s not GOT. Luckily, you’ll be getting the abysmal White Lotus and more horrid people to watch on Succession. 

When the Roe leak hit the media, it made me think that it was done so, in part, to get people used to it with even more time before the official ruling went down. We never heard who leaked it, did we? Despite Robert’s little rant about how they would not rest until the leaker was found. Yeah, right. And if it was a…

If you are so stupid as to put ice cream in your cart first, you deserve to lose it. Nothing can help you - not even a slideshow: you’re an imbecile.

And here come the vicious progressive “queers” to bitch about a semantics humor piece. Get a life.

Oh, my god. I can feel the residue all over me just reading this. And now you want me to buff my tools with this crap? WD40 will do fine, thanks. And - wow - people are going to despise you when they try to get hair conditioner off their stainless steel appliances. This is on par with the idiocy of using shaving cream…

Yeah, sure, parents are going to suddenly discover the kid has a nut allergy because YOU gave them a Snickers. To that end, don’t give shellfish, either. I mean, I enjoyed all the lobster tails and crab legs in my Halloween pumpkin bucket but some other kid might have died.

Not that I’m going to be making any of these, but it’s a mega-fail to NOT include pics of each one and just putting in a link. 

Peroxide has worked for me every single time. It has never bleached any fabric, however, while hydrogen peroxide for first aid use is not the same as peroxide for bleaching hair, I suppose it might bleach a few delicate items so of course a test is in order. But overall, I never had an issue, the stains come out…

I had to stop reading this drivel after two clicks, but I THINK it’s supposed to be tongue in cheek. Regardless, this “commentary” and ratings are click bait buffoonery at best. Every one of these imbeciles is a criminal and their little acts of childish vandalism do more to hurt the “causes” they are trying to…

So - common sense. Got it.

Well, pretty much all of this creates tons of extra work for you. And does the preface about “food waste” really apply to literal garbage like coffee grounds and fruit and veggie peels? It sure doesn’t apply to glass bottles. So, the day you eat a banana, you should be prepared to polish all your silver, I guess. Ugh.…

Rest assured I could beat Olive Garden easily. Give up the salad and breadsticks? I laugh at the notion. I’ll be asking for more breadsticks to go with more pasta, thanks. But even a carb-slob like me understands he needs a little protein, so I’m adding the meat, too. Here’s the real problem, though - and, I’m…

My grass costs me zero dollars to maintain. I ignore it. I mow it and leave it alone. Fertilizer, watering, weed products? No way. Summer drought, guess what? It comes back when it rains. Neighbors don’t like brownish patches in my grass? They can go... you know. Extreme drought prone areas, you shouldn’t be watering…

Squirrels and mice can have my pumpkins. They never seem to touch them until after Halloween, prior to which they are foraging without the free lunch. After Halloween, I put the pumpkins in the back yard and give them directly to the critters. 

Well, OK, then. There’s possibly someone out there freezing mayonnaise. Undecided if I want to meet them and talk about it or if I want to do everything in my power to avoid them forever.

Wow - I thought the Campbell’s chili was crap. Many of these are ridiculously expensive, too. I’ll agree the Hormel is pretty much standard canned chili as you’d expect, but it’s easily fixed up if you’re in a hurry and want to improve it, and it’s fine for chili cheese fries or nachos. I’ll add some chopped tomatoes,…

And they’re going to win the house with this. Gerrymandered to guarantee victory, appealing to the lowest of the low, getting the turnout they need - be prepared for 2 years of watching Rand Paul torture Anthony Fauci, a Biden impeachment (for... eh, whatever), investigations into the Jan 6 Committee, Hunter Biden and…