OK, I understand how such supreme idiocy can go viral but this whacko is no cause for alarm. Amusing stupidity, little else.

Get off the damn phone applies to everywhere. Especially irritating - wandering the aisles, chatting, distracted, not looking for other shoppers who might want to GET THE FUCK BY YOUR CART. And, yes, whether it’s a deli or anywhere I need to have a clerk retrieve multiple items, I tell them “I’m going to need a few…

These headlines are ridiculous. You’d think I’d be used to this internet click bait crap by now but it still irritates. At the very least, an accurate headline would be nice. Zelle is a perfectly fine payment option for plenty of businesses. Scams are scams and are not related to legitimate transactions. You can be…

Thinking yes, they are just too stupid to realize it. However, bonus for them - wink, wink to the Nazis out there. But back to the “stupid” part - any candidate NOT checking to see how they are being photographed is, indeed, a moron. You’d think you’d enter a museum display and find out what’s in there. 

That’s funny as hell, where they give you only raisins to eat every day.

Pretty much sick of Amy Schumer’s ONE face, not really down for many faces. Some things should remain done and done. And I definitely don’t want to see anything INSIDE of Amy Schumer. But mostly, despite the boring “comedy”, I won’t ever forgive her for her part in eliminating Craigslist personals, which not only…

It’s nice that Lifehacker is thinking of “wealthy homeowners” here. Most of us were out of a job during covid - or struggling mightily. Renovate the kitchen? Yeah, I was trying to keep food on the table. 

Wassup? What do I win?

Except they’re not “banned” at all - yet more deceptive headlining. Uh-huh, the cops are going to come by and measure your decibels. LOL. Banned during certain seasons? Maple seeds fall in the billions in spring - good luck cleaning it up with a blower. And, you know, I hate leaf blowers, have a horrid neighbor who…

You should specify CARVED pumpkins. Seldom see them anymore, except a few lit on Halloween night. Most people just put some pumpkins outside, uncarved - these last well over a month. I only use bleach when naked because no matter what, I will ruin any clothing I have on. So... nothing, really. I just want you all to…

Well, hopefully this very basic information helps a moron out there.

Lube will smear on the window glass.

You can make your own butter, you know.

So that’s what that stupid shit is all about. Thanks, I wondered but was too lazy to Google it.

This shit needs to stop on hookup apps, too. Creepy. Creepy. Creepy.

What the fuck is Shop Rite? Never saw one. Website lists ONE closed location in Buffalo area - near where the Tops massacre happened. Publix and Winn Dixie not top of the list in Florida? BS. 

LATINO. It’s Latino. It’s a language with genders. Nearly all Latinos HATE “Latinx.” Stop this pandering bullshit.

Oh, OK, cool. Because you know it’s a thing for some disturbed folks to take alcohol enemas, right? Well, it is. Dangerous - don’t do it. Not that I think you guys would. You all seem pretty normal but this is the internet, after all.

Thanks, but my dog takes care of this for me. And pizza, when days are really rough. Yes, the dog gets some pizza, too.

I take it we’re supposed to be uptight about something here. Unclear what that might be.