Not happening - we won’t do it. And for the record, no one gives a shit (or a piss) what they do in Japan or elsewhere. The prostate issue would be an exception, that’s understandable. And, really, just run the water in the sink if you are afraid your pee sound will be heard at someone else’s house. Peeing with the…

Big fan of hot glue coming to my rescue for many things but no need to bore you with examples. I will say, however, that there’s no way hot glue is going to remain on slippers for very long. It’s good stuff but will never stand up to constant friction.

Buy a new sponge, you cheap-ass bastards.

OMG - TOUCH SOMEONE? In 2022? Hell, no. I carry a waiver with me at all times in case I accidentally brush someone’s sleeve in the supermarket.

People have clogged drum holes from melted dirt? My holes are pristine, my drum is pristine - both are clear and sparkling clean. I’ve never, ever washed my holes or drum - in the dryer. Other holes, sure. How does dirt get in there to melt? Don’t clean, freshly washed clothes go into the dryer? Do some people dry…

Leaving decomposing organic material will also result in providing habitat for unwanted garden pests. Much also depends on your zone. Rats love your piles of wet leaves. Want to set up an environment for molds and fungus to flourish come spring? By all means, leave the dead stuff and enjoy the catastrophe next year.…

Yeah, yet another comment that LED bulbs are cheap now, Dollar Tree bulbs will not last more than a year or two but that’s still very much worth it. They also sell 100w equivalent now. Decorator bulbs to fit ceiling fans, etc. are pricey. However, I replaced every one of the designer bulbs in my house little by little…

Well, I bag my own shit 95% of the time but I start organizing it in the cart as I shop. I mean, I’ve got it down now so my bagging is the marvel and envy of all who see me at the self checkout. I hear them whisper, “look at this dude - he’s amazing!” Some watch up close and take notes. OK, that’s bullshit, but I’m…

Cool, just what we need: millions more zombies on antidepressants or benzos.

I never had any sort of reaction from any shot until I got last year’s covid #4 and the flu shot at the same time, in both arms. Most people don’t have a problem and it was just 36 hours of feeling lousy, so not a big deal. However, I got my flu shot for this season already and am waiting until early Oct. for the…

You’re a little vague for those reading who are not familiar with the “scan and go” Wegmans app. Only this is ending, not self checkout stands. 

Well, if you really insist I keep my mind out of the gutter... I guess I have no further comments.

Some nightmare scenarios there, for sure. I’d suggest trying to get on a fiber-fueled, normal, daily poop schedule, with the understanding that this takes time but once you’re there, smooth sailing. Also, as long as you don’t feel your colon is packed to the rafter, pop an Imodium and end peristalsis for the evening.

Box cutter. Second story? Enjoy the ladder. And some gentle applause for the idiots who checked only to find out their windows were locked. Geniuses!

While remaining true to fat bearness, I will shovel in any type of pasta but you are correct: rigatoni is number 1.

You can buy a new one for two bucks. While you’re at it, spend five and get a swivel sprayer.

Interesting coincidences - buddy of mine just asked me the difference between the two so I told him. But stranger, mowed the lawn a couple days ago and dozens upon dozens of crickets jumped out of the way. Never saw that before. They aren’t causing any issues so they can hang out here.

What you do is shut up and eat it unless the error is absolutely egregious. You may tell the servers of the mistake when they ask you how things are. Or, again, just shut up and eat it especially if you have a dining partner or partners. Then they have feel uncomfortable. And worse - wait for your order to be remade.…

Outrage created for the sake of outrage. Lady, please. Your kid was fine. An 18 month old is going to fall down a thousand times a year and then grow old enough to start doing things on their own that are dangerous. But, hey - NOW YOU KNOW. A learning experience! And, really, a disaster where you need to exit quickly?…

Got it two days ago. Work doesn’t require it but they appreciate it. But I get it every year for myself anyway. Considered waiting but had half an hour to kill so... Covid #5 in a couple weeks. Info provided because I know everyone was on pins and needles awaiting my yearly vaccination report.