Why go through the hassle of dunking when everyone is in agreement that a shower is faster, easier and just as effective?

Yeah, folks - you don’t need to go through this nonsense. Spray paint. Bam. And done. I did every outlet cover and switch plate in the house. Remove them. A quick wash, dry, spray. Place the screws in either foam or just jam them into cardboard or anything to hold them upright so you can spritz the tops. Purchase…

OK, worth a shot. But no more of this insanity about skipping frosting.

Narcissist neighbor loves his gas blower. Draws attention to him and disturbs everyone, a bonus for a narc. He’ll blow for up to 2 hours around a small rental. Spring, summer and fall - a dot of anything on his driveway, out comes the blower. It’s pathetic. Winter, he’s got the snowblower to aggravate us all, 2, 3…

Sure. I’ll get right on all that.

The endless, effusive stream of high-praise adjectives here is too much to bear. Each bite makes you gasp? Gasp? Get a grip, sir. 

I don’t watch it but that will be the end of the show. When they pull this shit or when any major character leaves voluntarily, it signals the end of a series. Didn’t he just tell a vagina joke or something? Ridiculous. Good on you, Larry David. 

They sent me two five-packs last time - must have had tons left. Because I am in constant close contact with high risk people, I test about once a week. It’s easy, no big deal and I’ve got them so why not? With four shots on board, never tested poz, no symptoms, not too worried these days but burning a test once a…

Yep. Don’t like last minute customers? Tough. That’s your job. That’s the business. Those are the hours.

If you need help to navigate a garage sale, you need help with a lot of things.

Christ in a sidecar. Get a life.

Probably will cause a few heart attacks to say this but - I just add a little cornstarch and water mix, thickens everything instantly, don’t go overboard with it, a little won’t affect taste.

Given that I can look up to see the moon and need no instructions on that, and given that the phases of the moon are available on most calendars, all phones, all computers, the entire internet, every digital assistant - I just clicked for the penis info.

All the jokes are taken by now so I’ll just move along...

Hope you don’t reimagine your mandolin. 

So this is a story that goes on and on about a mom who didn’t have the common sense to dump food immediately and let it sit there and rot.

Gross. And I’m a fat dude.

Gentlemen - you know the best way to improve hand dexterity?

Not a chance people who are thinking of contacting their ex will masturbate and NOT think of the ex at some point during the session, which just solidifies the lust and the problem. Better advice overall: don’t text your ex. They aren’t texting you - and you still want them? Think instead of all the reasons why they…

Exo-tease. Teams? Fuck that. I just want to pay 20 bucks or something to name a planet Kevin.