The word “Latinx” is more destructive to cultural identity that foods on TikTok.

>> The increasingly prevalent sentiment that monkeypox only affects LGBTQ+ people is both inaccurate and dangerous. <<

One major problem - testing 5 days after exposure. Yeah, uh... the vast majority of people have no idea they’ve been exposed. Given that millions get infected, have no symptoms at all, but are contagious, pretty much nullifies this. But, sure, if you went to visit your friend with covid with or without a mask, yeah,…

Alternately, you could just be an adult and use your brain. You know, like literally billions upon billions of humans have done throughout the course of history.

I’m a GAY MAN. Period. I’ll thank ALL YOU RIDICULOUS PROGRESSIVE EXTREMISTS to STOP lumping me with “QUEER”.

When you look like the pig people from Twilight Zone, maybe just shut the fuck up, Matt.

A tablespoon seems awfully meager. I typically just pour in a little, never measure, never use the recommended capful as the label states - it’s true, they just want you to use up your soap faster. Then again, I just buy Dollar Tree shit soap but it works fine. My clothes smell nice, I’m a fanatic about no residue on…

Brad Pitt is incorrect. No chance men are wearing skirts in the near future. A few Hollywood goofballs. That’s all. 

Well, if you have Japanese beetles, forget it. They will win. Whatever they eat, you can no longer have that in your garden. They will return every year. No amount of insecticide will put a dent in them. 15 year old lilies - devoured like candy. They’re gone. Can’t plant them again. They seek them out with evil,…

Almost all toilets are safe for pumice. It is also the fastest, easiest way to get rid of the stains. A few minutes, you’re done.

Go to the store. Buy laundry soap. Use laundry soap, as your washer’s instruction manual insists. If you want to use something else once or twice in an emergency, by all means, squeeze a lemon. I guess. But seriously. If you are that much of a stooge that you don’t have laundry soap available, seek assistance.

Pity a woman for the “stress” she’s enduring at having 28 to 100K to spend on a wedding? Fuck. No. Agree with the contingent that says go get married at city hall. It SHOULD be about love, not a vanity spectacle. Here’s an idea: donate that money to charity. Ask the guests you aren’t having to do the same if they can…

Though you mention that the updated vaccines are forthcoming, you also say “people who received the old vaccine” - it’s just the vaccine, given that there’s no new one yet. Semantics, I know, but confusing to dummies.

What to do in the event a nuclear missile strikes your city:

Yes, but... It’s much more difficult than it sounds. Digging them up can be brutal, depending on the plant. With wet soil, it’s quite unpleasant. Splitting them may require a sharp knife or, as was the case with my Siberian Irises, a freaking hand saw. Took 3 years after separating to get blooms again - it’s very…

In other words, nothing anyone will ever do because banana peels belong in the trash.

What a fun dinner with friends! Sit there entering menu items into an app. Eventually, you might be able to talk - and eat. A great way to show everyone at the table that a FAIR payment system is crucial to you, much more so than human interaction.

Fine. Fine. I’m willing to click through a slideshow if it’s donuts (approved alternate spelling). Yet many of these top picks are wrong. “Wrong” being relative and subjective, of course. This Brian guy has a lot of chutzpah to tell us what types and order of donuts are “the best.” But I admire his dedication to…

How misleading - this woman is a fucking moron to post something like that. Period. End of story. 

Everyone wants the blue hydrangeas. You won’t get them unless your existing soil naturally provides what they need. If you see areas in town where everyone has blue hydrangeas, they have the right soil. These people are NOT adding color changers to the soil. Never noted, changing pink to blue is much harder - and blue…