He should at least TRY to convince Manchin and Sinema? OK, sure. They’ve been so willing to listen in the past. They’re nearly at the precipice of completely changing who they are.

Dems are just as skilled as the vile GOP at dodging questions, no argument there. But she didn’t REALLY dodge it, did she? She said they’re not looking at it right now.

I use a fork to eat a sloppy joe at home. Pretty sure restaurants have forks. And, yes, there’s a million examples of messy foods on menus. Not to mention eating like a slob at a carnival or theme park - looking at you, turkey leg em effers, you gross pigs. From the home of chicken wings, we in Buffalo are fine with…

Oh. Please. With. This. Bullshit.

A huge pet peeve of my buddy and I. The delays are atrocious. And too many “that’s correct”s.

A great and unique suggestion, but it comes at an extreme cost - literally. Have you priced ground covers in the last decade? A 4 inch pot is 5 bucks, on average. And it will take several seasons for them to fill in enough to look impressive. You’ll need a ton of them to even start.

This will be immediately challenged in court. In a year or less, if fast tracked, SCOTUS will rule that states can ban abortion pills. 

Nope. Lithium-ion battery powered mowers to the rescue. Clean it and you’re done. My old gas mower refused to die but I’d have to disassemble the carb and clean it every year, plus all the other baloney. Sold it for 10 bucks on Craigslist. The battery mower is a dream. Quiet. Zero maintenance. One charge isn’t even…

I was pulling into a spot that had the front spot ahead of me vacant. This horrid bitch swings in there at the same moment and goes berserk because she wants to do a pull through into my occupied spot. Waving and flailing and shrieking. Oh, please. There is no right to the pull through. Especially when both parties…

Checking first for the presence of toilet paper is what most people do. Dummies who don’t deserve to waste dollar bills wiping their crap. Pretty sure even the dumbest of the dumb would figure out every wiping option available as a matter of course without need of a potty primer. But, look, all poop articles are good…

You clearly had some fun writing the headline and select sentences in there. Good for you.

Don’t get a euonymus. Flies AND wasps love the flowers. I have a huge euonymus, didn’t plant it, it’s always been here, no way I’d get rid of it, winter evergreen and it makes a statement. Fortunately, the flowers only last about 2 weeks before forming berries. Right now, it’s fly and wasp time. Oh, well. I’m used to…

“Give your meat a break.” Pretty sure all married men have their meat on permanent break. (His birthday and MAYBE Christmas excepted.)

Good heavens. Even a vile sex pig like me could wait a month. I’ve also yet to meet a dude into pustules. 

So... you “don’t trust” Hershey’s statement and that’s that? Think we’re going to need a full-on documentary about “evil” chocolate, providing proof. 

That’s a good amount of work for the ease of serving and eating a cake with a spoon. I’m going to just buy a cake and eat it with a spoon. OK?

Yeah, no one (except maybe Trumper types) believes there’s a seal. And while I gave up drinking 21 years ago (never enjoyed it), for SURE I remember holding out a long while before the first piss and then less time between subsequent pees. It’s just that once you go, you typically keep drinking and need to go more…

Hmmmm... you’d think he’d want to at least be able to fall back a little on encouraging the Big Lie by blaming booze. It was planned for months, though. Doesn’t really matter. Trump would have made the same claim with or without drunk Rudy. Clearly, openly proclaiming a preference for Diet Pepsi over Diet Coke is an…

Ignoring the “zero lawns” people, even though I agree that xeriscaping is better, lawns are a pain in the ass and I’d like a nice floral meadow instead - because for millions of people, this is just not possible. Renters can’t remove their lawns and many home owners sure as hell can’t afford to rip it all out and…

Yup. It sucked. I gave up around episode who gives a fuck.