A percentage point or less. Yeah, is this worth discussing? 

10 minutes. Oh, please. 

So, asking for everyone - did we REALLY need a slideshow for 5 items?

As a top who really prefers oral because there’s no tongue in an asshole, I can eat whatever I want. So thanks anyway!

It tastes like balls. End of discussion.

You did a lot of good and provided solid info for covid, so I’m letting it slide and just rolling my eyes at the statement that we don’t know if monkeypox will be the next pandemic. It will not. You know that. This ain’t covid, Spanish Flu or plague. So many factors need to come into harmony to create a pandemic - not…

Well, yes, this is about as basic and common sense as it gets - giving your dog a reward of any sort always encourages a repeat of whatever behavior is happening at the time you do it! You know, reinforcement. Pavlov. Easy. But it’s not just “bad” behavior. Cuddling a frightened dog during a thunderstorm or fireworks…

Getting through the first episode was torturous. I saved myself and stopped there.

19 paragraph disclaimer that doing donuts is stupid, dangerous and juvenile - but here’s how to do it anyway because it’s American.

Bitter bitch or what? Kind of starting to truly dislike him now. Enough, dude. Let it go. The bottom line: HE SUCKED. He was, in fact, one of the worst. I know - he’s black, so... So nothing. He was atrocious and oh, please, this nonsense about needing more time to get the hang of it. Jennings took the podium like a…

Well, if I get cherry stains on my clothes, that’s just the end of it. I now have a new shirt to wear while painting or in the garden, and it also becomes my new cherry-eating shirt. Stains on fingers? Why over-complicate it? ANY stains on your fingers come off instantly with bleach. 

Lotsa gross here. Those reusable towels are vile. Stains, wrinkles, bacteria traps until washed, then the water and soap used to wash them costs money, load of crap. Silicone mats? Gotta clean those, too. Nope. FOIL, baby, FOIL to the end. DIY cleaners? Oh, please. And with essential oils? Have you priced those? Don’t…

Every time I think there can’t possibly be a more ridiculous Lifehacker article...

This is bullshit.

It’s over! Shits I’ve given = .33.

Getting them on record only boosts their NRA rating and rabid MAGA base appeal. They will use that to win elections. It helps nothing.

Welcome! There are rules and regulations you will need to abide by and there is much to learn. The good news is that ass sex remains unchanged; we’ve all got assholes, use them as you choose. There will be a required two-day homo+ life skills training course and you will then need to perform a practical demonstration…

If debt is cancelled for some, they’ll be thrilled, just not thrilled enough to get out and fucking VOTE. The November catastrophe is still looming. Bribes won’t help - much. What will help is non-stop ads and reminders to get motherfucking pissed off angry as shit about... well, everything Republicans are doing to…

For items like cake slices that will be mushed to shit if wrapped first, this is really the only way to do it anyway. Things like berries, eh, just dump them dry into a baggie. They’re fine for weeks. 

Jodie Foster? I’m in. After the last 2 rather dull and dismal seasons, zero doubt Jodie will give the needed shot in the arm. Few actors factor into my decisions to watch anything - but Jodie is one of them.