Black appliances look nice but they most certainly do NOT hide kitchen grime. White is even more egregious at showing everything. There’s really no escaping smudges and spills and grease and gunk - you gotta keep it clean, no matter what you’ve got. I won a gorgeous, monster-sized $3,000 stainless steel fridge in a…

A brown recluse bite is something worth fearing, but the odds of that happening to you are pretty low. “Afraid” is a subjective term as well. As mentioned, spiders aren’t exactly cute and cuddly. Reacting to getting them the fuck off of you with dramatic brushing motions is pretty normal. Try to avoid squealing,…

Water evaporates, so that doesn’t last long, as I can attest because A) science and B) my neighbor’s mulch blows into my yard and driveway all year long. But her garden is nice and she’s no trouble so whatever - I sweep it away or use the hose.

If you learn to ignore it and get away, you can skip the part about having empathy for them - why do we need to care? This is just another ridiculous virtue signaling suggestion thrown into print that really has no practical value. It’s perfectly fine to hate on the piece of shit asshole - I’d say it’s good for you to…

That living wall is going to crash down and kill someone.

Sure, this will catch on like wildfire and save the planet.

So I guess “dick vein” is a recognized industry term, huh? 

Coreopsis are tremendous, a true all-summer-into-fall bloomer. However, while yes, you can just ignore them, they will look lousy with dead flowers still on them and new blooms will be reduced. You might look at the huge number of flowers and wilt yourself when considering dead-heading hundreds at a time. No worries:…

Well, yup, I’ve been freezing cake like this for decades, get it firmed up first, then wrap it good. However, I’ve never needed to mummify it - who am I kidding? Leftover frozen cake isn’t going to be in my freezer for too long. I mean, I know it’s in there. I hear it calling. I give it a week, two, max. 

Just to be clear, among gay men, “bromeopathic therapy” means something completely different.

Excuse my ignorance, I didn’t delve deep into testicle tanning to learn any specifics but burned balls seems like a bad idea overall. Do we wear a penis sheath while we do this, to avoid penis burns as well? Can I tan my asshole, too? I don’t see why not. Except for the aforementioned burns. Will I become a super stud…

4/20 is about marijuana - unclear why we’d need a discussion about imbeciles huffing spray paint from a paper bag and such. Seems unlikely a huffer will stop by, click a slideshow and suddenly change his ways. No idea why CBD is being discussed, either - it doesn’t get anyone high, it’s not sold as such, no one thinks…

I was briefly debating watching this, then I saw the still photo promo pic show up on FireTV and immediately the Davis mouth flipped me out. I axed it from my potential list - knew I could never make it through. Just like Donald Sutherland’s eyebrows, too distracting to enjoy it even if it was good. Fortunately, looks…

Discovered Starburst jelly beans just this year. Snagged two bags after learning how good they are - but they were gone from stores a week ago, no more for me. Probably a good thing overall - I don’t exactly need to eat more sugar but damn, they were nice. And I don’t like jelly beans.

Laughing at the foodie snobs right along with you, Angela. Zero ketchup shame here, will never be guilted about it. Proud Ketchup Loving Male. There must be a t-shirt I can buy with that slogan, right? 

If Lifehacker REALLY wanted to help parents, they wouldn’t force them into yet another ghastly slideshow AND - adding insult to injury, forcing them to click link after link for whatever “alternative” suggestions are available to make them into flawless moms and dads.

Ted Cruz would suck a dick for a free Big Mac, though, I’m sure of it.

Can attest that all these tips work. In addition to cold water, I’ve used an ice cub in vases that can accommodate it, or poured ice water into vases with a narrow neck. While it obviously warms up eventually, the initial cold seems to help. The pin under the flower head works great! Do it! It even worked on droopy…

Certain foods make it worse, at least for me. Sugar before bed - nope. (Yet now and then I do it anyway.) Mostly, though, not many sweaty nights since I keep it very cold in my room. Curious, however, why it’s either “moisture wicking pajamas” OR “sleep nude”. Most people sleep in their underwear, I’d say. The boys…

Yes to all this BUT - spring flowers, daffodils, tulips - like COLD water. Even an ice cube or two in the vase when you first put them in is helpful. And there’s really not much that will keep them fresh for long, especially daffodils, three days or so in a vase is about all you should expect. Summer blooms, or…