Knockout roses - highly recommend. Get the doubles - the singles came first, are ugly blooms, to be honest, and not popular so most you see for sale are doubles, which look like standard roses, but you won’t find them with a million petals like the harder to grow exquisite roses expert gardeners showcase. Knockouts…

I will degrade a dude if he asks, but it’s not my style to just do that to anyone without knowing they want it. Fun to play around, though, and in the gay community at least - the male gay community - guys let you know immediately up front that this is what they want, so there’s really not much by way of a big reveal.…

Just another guy recommending a lithium ion battery mower. Gas is done, unless you have a giant yard or need a riding mower. The vast majority of standard lawns will have no issues with battery mowers, plenty of juice to finish and for sure you’ll have other equipment that uses the same batteries so you’ll have…

The only positive I can spin from Bialik getting more episodes is that at least we get her over with first. The giggling - my god, the giggling. STFU, Mayim. It’s such a contrast, too - the tittering idiocy of the neuroscientist (is the cat show canceled yet?) to the professionalism of Jennings near-flawless delivery.…

Vivarium is a “sci fi comedy”? Hmmm... don’t recall a laugh, a chuckle, a bemused grunt or anything of the sort. Moderately interesting at first, I had hopes it might pick up the intrigue. Nah. The premise is locked from the first scene - imposter bird. Then it’s just two people being tortured. If you like green and…

The woman is an idiot. In the time it takes to tweet “swollen balls”, you can google vaccine efficacy and safety. 

An exception for gullible seniors who don’t know better and get fooled by this - but anyone else who can’t tell an email scam by now is, without argument, an absolute imbecile. It would be great if seniors had someone looking out for them but many just react and these people make up the majority of those who get…

How Men Wash Clothes

Hmmm... Maybe I’ll attempt to continue watching it. I turned it off in the first ten minutes when that piece of shit hit a pregnant woman in the stomach. Sure, I know he’ll suffer a terrible end but it was just gross. Worth a fast forward to see what else it offers? Will think about it.

Here’s what’s great about being a sentient individual with the capacity to use a remote control: you don’t have to watch things you don’t like.

Seems like everyone agrees: it should have just been funny. The painful attempts at drama caused me to stop watching after the first season. Then I came across it streaming, the second and third seasons. Figured I’d binge it all and see if it improved. Slightly, yes. But it still wasn’t funny. And I hated that fucking…

Please don’t ever use the phrase “tuck into” again.

2021: “don’t do this, don’t do that, follow these rules, spend every waking moment petrified that you will offend something with your words, actions, style of shoes (racist sneakers, perhaps) and, gawd, your microaggressions are so killing us all.”

Since I’m older than dirt, I recall a Thomas’ commercial showing fork splitting. 

While it’s obvious that it’s a dry erase marker - oh, my lord. Graffiti on appliances gives me the shakes. Couldn’t do it. Nope, I’d keep a note on my phone or some good, old fashioned recipe cards in a drawer. But you do you.

I’m going to finish season 1 of Why Women Kill, but I put it on temporary hold because AIDS is fucking depressing and I didn’t feel like revisiting an epidemic during a pandemic. The threesome storyline in general was stretched thin. If not for Lucy Liu - eh. Might not bother. The confounding decision to make No…

This all assumes that parents aren’t ever saying any of the other things to kids. Which is a failed premise. What a load of over-analyzed bullshit. Where’s a parent out there who has never made a comment about details in your kid’s shitty crayon drawing? Of course you do. You don’t just say “good job!” to everything.…

So, “don’t be an asshole”. Riveting stuff. Read my emotions. Guess what I’m feeling.

Two things - this is not a new feature, been around a while now.

Um... marrying 101 gay couples pretty much says everything you need to know about his politics. Period.