OK, so - not really interested in any bullshit created by incels. Never heard of this, in fact, because there’s no reason for me to follow dogma from yet another group of losers.

Yeah, good luck. I’m all for the “save the bees” crap. No, really. I enjoy them in my garden, fully understand their vital role and feel truly bad when I poison the bastards. But carpenter bees aren’t going to give a damn - or move - if you have a windchime or painted siding. They got in between my exterior and…

“Use ‘I’ statements.” Ugh. Well, I HEAR what you are saying. I FEEL...

“Talk about it.” Wow. That’s some stellar advice right there. Who would have thunk it? It’s a straightforward discussion. “Yo. Are you texting that person to get in their pants or do you just want to invite them over to play game night with us?”

As usual, this is another Lifehacker “oh, please” slideshow. A few on the list, like crayons or sand-covered items, are common sense and anyone stupid enough to do this intentionally isn’t reading anything online - they are playing Candy Crush - yes, still. Pillows? Rubber backed rugs? Paint stained clothes? “Oh,…

We all have a “guy” anyway. But, you know, buy at a dispensary, wrap it in some plastic and a paper towel, slide it between your butt cheeks and be on your merry way.

I KNOW Sarah Paulson truly doesn’t give a shit. She’s being forced to make these statements but insipid, ridiculous liberal pod people finger pointing screechers. Fuck them. These are the liberals who give sane liberals like me a bad name. Every day, another celebrity is forced to capitulate. Their agents hand them…

One statistic I’ve never seen is precisely what percentage of people experience side effects from the vaccine. I’m too lazy to bother trying to find it right now but I’m not motivated because there’s no way to get a truly accurate data set. What I do see is that the people who have a response will post online about…

Maggie swallowed into a writhing mass of zombies. Oops, no worries, she somehow slithered under the train, apparently. I believe in zombies more than I can suspend disbelief that anyone could get out of that.

The “just a hit” off a joint method is tried and true and millions upon millions of people are going to stick to that. I don’t have time or the desire to experiment with gummie bullshit. With a joint, I know in a minute if I’m good with a hit or want another one before mowing the lawn. Call me old fashioned, I guess.

So here’s an extreme load of utter bullshit that begins with an illogical and incorrect premise: that people have a “dominant” emotion. Now, sure, some people, people with very little range to begin with, people who haven’t expanded their minds, people who simply react based on fears or lies (think Trumpers here), may…

Sure thing, hit the open road and enjoy those Appalachians! In addition to the foliage map, you may wish to check out any of the several thousand maps online showing where the hillbillies, rednecks and Jesus freaks are spreading covid like wildfire. These areas are pretty much where the best foliage displays are to be…

He’s right, almost. The only thing sadder than a hot person in a wheelchair is a hot person wearing a MAGA hat.

Beautyberry grows only in the southeast - kind of a good thing to mention. Loved it when I lived in Florida, can’t have it here. I have plenty of native milkweed and goldenrod in a part-sun area in my yard. It was always there, but I removed it from areas I didn’t want it, then added seeds to areas where I do want it.…

Just imagine producing a game show that uses gorgeous models to display merchandise and then this preggo strolls in and you’re all like: “what the fuck, man?” Yeah, how dare he? Because preggo is gorgeous, right? That’s what viewers want to see, twins kicking the gut of a model, real sexy-like. I mean, “balking” at…

Yeah, we’ve known all this. But she sucks as a host, period. She’s fucking awful. I hope renewed controversy gets her out, though I’m not a fan of canceling anyone for being an idiot, I am a fan of Jeopardy! and simply don’t want an atrocious, giggling host spewing rainbows.

You don’t “have a screamer” - you created a screamer. Just as your children are not born racist or believing in a religion, you craft them by your own devices. Sorry, you have a brat. Explain to the little shit that you will never, ever put up with this nonsense. 

Yeah, no one is going to do this. Just buy vegetables. Save time, save money, save yourself a lot of stress and ugliness in your home. If you are going to invest in all this shit, grow weed instead.

Can’t. Stand. Her. First of all, knock it off with this cat show crap. Second of all, she was in the top five worst hosts for me. The fake joyousness - the giggling during the reading of questions and confirming correct responses - ugh. Now, three weeks of her bullshit. If they were to give her the job permanently,…

After wiping my own asshole for many decades now, and scrubbing it with soap daily, I’ve now become a believer based on this article and I will be only using a gentle water mist to remove all traces of fecal bacteria, in addition to having butterflies gently lick it clean - because my asshole is delicate and can’t…